Funny Joke! (a little bit of profanity)

05-21-2002, 05:19 AM

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first
man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee.

To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Goverment Employee called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

Please don't shoot the messenger, Aviendha.

Glorfindel · 05-21-2002, 05:29 AM

MWHAHAHHAHAHA! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] I LUUUURVE IT!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

WOLFGIR · 05-21-2002, 05:30 AM

Hehehe!

That was a funny one!

Davros · 05-21-2002, 05:53 AM

LOL - we must have hired a few ex government workers over at the plant I work at

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GokuZool · 05-21-2002, 06:17 AM

LOL Aviendha! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

LennonCook · 05-21-2002, 06:20 AM

The government worker was John Howard I presume ??

Epona · 05-21-2002, 06:41 AM

I'm a government employee! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

Bruce The Aussie · 05-21-2002, 06:49 AM

ROFLMAO [img]smile.gif[/img]

great joke.

Davros · 05-21-2002, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
I'm a government employee! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]

Then YOU ARE A WINNER Laura

- isn't that the moral of the story?

Can I drill you about this?

Scholarcs · 05-21-2002, 06:57 AM

LOL good one Aviendha!

05-21-2002, 05:30 AM	#3
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 50 Posts: 3,450	Hehehe! That was a funny one! __________________ Don´t eat the yellow snow

05-21-2002, 05:53 AM	#4
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	LOL - we must have hired a few ex government workers over at the plant I work at . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

05-21-2002, 06:41 AM	#7
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	I'm a government employee! [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-21-2002, 06:49 AM	#8
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	ROFLMAO [img]smile.gif[/img] great joke. __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

05-21-2002, 06:57 AM	#10
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	LOL good one Aviendha! __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

05-21-2002, 05:19 AM	#1
lroyo Guest Posts: n/a	Four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist, the fourth was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good. Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Goverment Employee called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave. Please don't shoot the messenger, Aviendha.

05-21-2002, 05:29 AM	#2
Glorfindel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 9, 2002 Location: Mt. Gambier, Australia Age: 36 Posts: 3,337	MWHAHAHHAHAHA! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] I LUUUURVE IT!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 06:17 AM	#5
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	LOL Aviendha! [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

05-21-2002, 06:20 AM	#6
LennonCook Jack Burton Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Bathurst & Orange, in constant flux Age: 37 Posts: 5,452	The government worker was John Howard I presume ??

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