If Canada and Australia went to war... - Page 5

Yorick · 01-12-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by karlosovic:

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Originally posted by Yorick:
Canada and Australia would have to be the least likely 2 nations to fight a war.... but then again, what were Australians doing invading Turkey?

What we were doing was sending troops to help out mother england when she invaded turkey. Why England invaded Turkey is a whole other question, the answer to which I have no idea. [/QUOTE]Sorry mate, I was actually making a rhetorical question, emphasising the ludicrousness of a war that meant individual Australian men were invading a nation and shooting people with whom they had no quarrel.

TheCrimsomBlade · 01-12-2003, 04:42 PM

Flash Aussies success with secret mission! at 1600 Hrs eastern U.S time an elite group of Aussie special forces unleash a single Tasmainian Devil on the eastern shore of Canada and within 15 min Mack's killer Beaver was taken out. Services will be held next sunday at noon for more imformation see www.BeaverBitesNoMore.gone film at Eleven.

TheCrimsomBlade · 01-12-2003, 04:46 PM

HA! HA! just kidding gang.

Djinn Raffo · 01-12-2003, 04:57 PM

Come come my Commonwealth Brothers and Sisters of Australia..

We both have the Queen on our money don't we????

Djinn Raffo · 01-12-2003, 04:59 PM

Thanks for the post Attalus about Canada's D-Day contribution..

Deathkillers mention of Canada's war history left me a little.. dry..

GokuZool · 01-12-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Yorick:

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Originally posted by GokuZool:

(Oh.. is this a serious topic Well then probably Canada, as the US would probably back them up )

AAAARGGGH! Did you not read!? I said let's leave America and other allies out of it. Of course America would win... Whatever side they took. But that's not the hypothetical question posed![/QUOTE]Ah whoops sorry Yorick, I misread it

Well in that case....Australia

Talthyr Malkaviel · 01-12-2003, 06:52 PM

It all depends.
What if the Aussies went in first and launched a deadly projectile Foster's can attack on the diplomatic moose tribe?
What if the Canucks got in the first punch with a devastating goose bombing?
Who knows?
The answers can be only found through meditation and a large international tournament of stereotypical national animals.

Round 1. The American machine vs. the communist bear
Round 2. The British bulldog vs. that tricky to open (without opposable thumbs) dog food can
Round 3. The highly anticipated Canadian Mooses vs the 'roos.

Rumours abound that the renegade squad known only as D.I.N.G.O's have been sabotaging Canada defence lines, but in retaliation, large lumberjacks with moustaches have been seen chopping down trees, which have landed on key Oz positions.

Tune in again at later to find out less.

Jeffi0 · 01-12-2003, 07:21 PM

I can't read the whole topic cause I don't have time, but:

It depends on who starts it. That country would lose because the rest of the world would fight them. If they both started it, then the U.S. would back Canada- Canada is a big source of lumber and other raw materials, but Australia doesn't do much for the U.S.. If other countries weren't included, then I'd have to say Australia, unfortunately. I don't know the Aussie military condition, but Canada's helicopters are 40 years old and need 40 hours of service in order to fly for one hour, and the entire system is terribly underfunded.

Sir Goulum · 01-12-2003, 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by Jeffi0:
I can't read the whole topic cause I don't have time, but:

It depends on who starts it. That country would lose because the rest of the world would fight them. If they both started it, then the U.S. would back Canada- Canada is a big source of lumber and other raw materials, but Australia doesn't do much for the U.S.. If other countries weren't included, then I'd have to say Australia, unfortunately. I don't know the Aussie military condition, but Canada's helicopters are 40 years old and need 40 hours of service in order to fly for one hour, and the entire system is terribly underfunded.

The Canadian Military should buy West Ed's subs, and make them work without the tracks!

And our military couldn't be worse than Australias!

Thoran · 01-12-2003, 10:30 PM

I dunno... the Rugby gang are a bunch of tough sob's no doubt... but the Canadians get to use STICKS (and they REALLY know how to use em), and those skates can give you a nasty cut. And if the hockey players don't get you, they've got the CFL to fall back on (reserve forces)... those guys get to wear PADS. Of course the Rugby players will say that "real men don't wear pads" and therefore they're just plain tougher than the CFL guys... but that doesn't make it any easier to pop a guy upside the head when he has a big padded helmet on. At least with the Hockey players it'll be a fair fight because they'll throw off all their protective gear just as the fight starts.

They both know how to make a good brew... so there's no strategic beer advantage, both sides would be good and blown away before any real rukus started.

And they're both always up for a good party... so whoever wins, the after-war party will be one hell of a blowout.

I'd have to give the nod to whoever had home field advantage, let me know when tickets go on sale [img]smile.gif[/img] .

01-12-2003, 04:42 PM	#42
TheCrimsomBlade Lord Ao Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: Winchester ,Virginia , United States Age: 71 Posts: 2,081	Flash Aussies success with secret mission! at 1600 Hrs eastern U.S time an elite group of Aussie special forces unleash a single Tasmainian Devil on the eastern shore of Canada and within 15 min Mack's killer Beaver was taken out. Services will be held next sunday at noon for more imformation see www.BeaverBitesNoMore.gone film at Eleven. __________________ Remember these are just games so don't get too upset when you get your ass handed to you in a hat box

01-12-2003, 04:46 PM	#43
TheCrimsomBlade Lord Ao Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: Winchester ,Virginia , United States Age: 71 Posts: 2,081	HA! HA! just kidding gang. __________________ Remember these are just games so don't get too upset when you get your ass handed to you in a hat box

01-12-2003, 06:52 PM	#47
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	It all depends. What if the Aussies went in first and launched a deadly projectile Foster's can attack on the diplomatic moose tribe? What if the Canucks got in the first punch with a devastating goose bombing? Who knows? The answers can be only found through meditation and a large international tournament of stereotypical national animals. Round 1. The American machine vs. the communist bear Round 2. The British bulldog vs. that tricky to open (without opposable thumbs) dog food can Round 3. The highly anticipated Canadian Mooses vs the 'roos. Rumours abound that the renegade squad known only as D.I.N.G.O's have been sabotaging Canada defence lines, but in retaliation, large lumberjacks with moustaches have been seen chopping down trees, which have landed on key Oz positions. Tune in again at later to find out less. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

01-12-2003, 07:21 PM	#48
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 308	I can't read the whole topic cause I don't have time, but: It depends on who starts it. That country would lose because the rest of the world would fight them. If they both started it, then the U.S. would back Canada- Canada is a big source of lumber and other raw materials, but Australia doesn't do much for the U.S.. If other countries weren't included, then I'd have to say Australia, unfortunately. I don't know the Aussie military condition, but Canada's helicopters are 40 years old and need 40 hours of service in order to fly for one hour, and the entire system is terribly underfunded. __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

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01-12-2003, 04:57 PM	#44
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 49 Posts: 2,397	Come come my Commonwealth Brothers and Sisters of Australia.. We both have the Queen on our money don't we????

01-12-2003, 04:59 PM	#45
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 49 Posts: 2,397	Thanks for the post Attalus about Canada's D-Day contribution.. Deathkillers mention of Canada's war history left me a little.. dry..

01-12-2003, 10:30 PM	#50
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109	I dunno... the Rugby gang are a bunch of tough sob's no doubt... but the Canadians get to use STICKS (and they REALLY know how to use em), and those skates can give you a nasty cut. And if the hockey players don't get you, they've got the CFL to fall back on (reserve forces)... those guys get to wear PADS. Of course the Rugby players will say that "real men don't wear pads" and therefore they're just plain tougher than the CFL guys... but that doesn't make it any easier to pop a guy upside the head when he has a big padded helmet on. At least with the Hockey players it'll be a fair fight because they'll throw off all their protective gear just as the fight starts. They both know how to make a good brew... so there's no strategic beer advantage, both sides would be good and blown away before any real rukus started. And they're both always up for a good party... so whoever wins, the after-war party will be one hell of a blowout. I'd have to give the nod to whoever had home field advantage, let me know when tickets go on sale [img]smile.gif[/img] .

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