Memo from the cave (almost funny)

Jorath Calar · 09-24-2002, 05:59 AM

Hi guys.

We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together
as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't
forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns:

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid
excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep
the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota... have you? I've
posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal
toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to
scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that
while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or
keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on
the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices
were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance
ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy
Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SCREWS DONKEYS" on the group toilet
wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself
at the edge of the mountain.

Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that
the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of
the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey
area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying
to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First
patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.
Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

Grojlach · 09-24-2002, 06:06 AM

You said it, almost funny. Though I think this was posted before.

shadowhound · 09-24-2002, 06:07 AM

ROFL I LOVE IT!!!!!!

B_part · 09-24-2002, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jorath Calar:
Hi guys.
...
Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying
to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First
patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

[img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

I'm rolling with laughter.

[ 09-24-2002, 06:23 AM: Message edited by: B_part ]

Dagorion · 09-24-2002, 06:40 AM

ROFLMAO!!! Thats hilarious!!!

johnny · 09-24-2002, 07:00 AM

LOL Good stuff.

Iron_Ranger · 09-24-2002, 03:22 PM

Heh, this is kind of old. Slackerboy posted it a long time ago.

Edit: I think it was Slackerboy anyway..

[ 09-24-2002, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ]

Beaumanoir · 09-24-2002, 03:29 PM

ROFL! I've Never Read That Before, It's Hilarious!!!
I Love That Last One......

09-24-2002, 06:06 AM	#2
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09-24-2002, 06:07 AM	#3
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	ROFL I LOVE IT!!!!!! __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

09-24-2002, 06:40 AM	#5
Dagorion Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: November 23, 2001 Location: That coffee stain on your map (Australia) Age: 37 Posts: 868	ROFLMAO!!! Thats hilarious!!! __________________ <br />2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers.

09-24-2002, 07:00 AM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	LOL Good stuff. __________________

09-24-2002, 03:22 PM	#7
Iron_Ranger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 18, 2002 Location: Where Eagles Dare Age: 36 Posts: 1,391	Heh, this is kind of old. Slackerboy posted it a long time ago. Edit: I think it was Slackerboy anyway.. [ 09-24-2002, 03:30 PM: Message edited by: Iron_Ranger ] __________________ <br />[url]\"http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-bin/ouapforum/ikonboard/ikonboard.cgi\" target=\"_blank\">Once Upon A Paper</a><br />Living on a razors edge<br />Balancing on ledge<br />Living on a razors edge

09-24-2002, 05:59 AM	#1
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns: First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota... have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the halal toaster). Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the shit out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA SCREWS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain. Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is a grey area.) Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave. Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

09-24-2002, 03:29 PM	#8
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	ROFL! I've Never Read That Before, It's Hilarious!!! I Love That Last One...... __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

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