Swing low sweet chariot!

[Leonis]

Says it all really...

[Donut]

I swear I've never known Australians to be so backward at coming forward. What's up guys Catt got your tongues???


Are you Norwich in disguise?

[Mouse]

A Kiwi bloke was doing the Haka.
Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance. "Kamate,
kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


The Aliens were very interested by this ritual and wanted to see what
effect it would have if they removed a part of his brain.So, using their
alien technology, they shot down a laser beam - it hit the Kiwi's head and
immediately vaporised a part of his brain. The Aliens then sat back and
watched ... "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."


The Aliens were amazed at what they saw.
There seemed no discernible change in the Kiwi, yet he now had less than a
full brain. The aliens decided to vaporise another part of his brain, then
they watched with interest. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


"WHAT!!!" the Aliens exclaimed to each other.
"These Kiwis show no change in behaviour after the removal of half of their
brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him
with no brain at all!"


With a push of a button the Aliens shot down another beam down and took
away the final part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely we should seesome
change!!!" And sure enough, with no brain, no knowledge of anything,
the Aliens watched, and then they heard it ...
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"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to ......"

[wellard]

LOL Ohhhh that ones got to hurt Mouse

[Donut]

You are locked in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and an Australian Rugby supporter. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?
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[Donut]

In 1983 3 kids were playing in the street in Sydney when they were hit by a train. They all go to heaven and God says to them, "You weren't supposed to die, you were all supposed to live out your lives. This was not your time. To make it up to you, I'll let you choose what you want to do with your life. Take a running jump off of that cloud over there, and as you're flying back down to Earth, shout out what you want to do. And so it shall be."

The 1st kid takes a running leap and shouts "Lawyer" and so, 20 years later, he is a very successful lawyer, making lots of money, with an upcoming appointment to the Bench.

The 2nd kid takes his turn and shouts "brain surgeon" and so, 20 years later, he is the most admired man in his field of medicine and making a ton of money saving lives.

The 3rd kid goes to take his turn, and as he runs he trips over his own feet and stumbles of the cloud muttering "stupid clumsy arsehole." 20 years later, he's playing the back line for the Wallabies

[Memnoch]

Not biting here, Donut old buddy - I'm supposed to be setting an example for others in this forum.

Start rowing across the Pacific, to the Land of the Long Black Shroud...I might be able to give you the bites you're looking for in that fishpond...

[Lanesra]

What do you call 11 men watching a Euro championship qualifying match.
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[Donut]

Originally posted by Memnoch: Not biting here, Donut old buddy - I'm supposed to be setting an example for others in this forum. Start rowing across the Pacific, to the Land of the Long Black Shroud...I might be able to give you the bites you're looking for in that fishpond...

I've been there, seen it and done it! You have been rucked and mauled in your absence!