Menstrual cramps - advice?

[Kaltia]

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teh bleedding stops when you put cotton swabs up your nose while humming your national anthem [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: teh bleedding stops when you put cotton swabs up your nose while humming your national anthem [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or put a spoon up each nostril and a rubber in your ears

Take hot baths and eat lots of chocolate. If you're male, you've wasted my time and I don't like you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Kaltia]

Originally posted by Nalfein Do'Urden: Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

If you were a girl I'd have asked where you got the cramps, but now you're a boy I'm thinking of psychiatric wards in hospitals...

Originally posted by Mouse: This would appear to be Nalfein Do'Urden's first post on GD. He/she has posted already on the BG forums. Because I am charitable sort of guy, I'll assume that the profile for Nalafein is either wrong or he/she is asking on behalf of a friend. I will alter the topic title and ask that that you use this thread to give helpful advice on the subject and not to speculate about trolling [img]smile.gif[/img] If Nalfein would like to post an explanation of the apparent disparity between his/her profile and this subject, that would also be appreciated.

You are absolutely right...at the time of his post here, there were only 6 posts registered and I thought maybe he was posting more in the BG forum but decided to come over here and troll...it never occured to me that he might be asking for a friend. If that is the case, Nalfein, you have my apology.

I can't offer any advice...I haven't had menstrual cramps since I had my son (over 21 years ago)...not every woman is so lucky.

My sister does though and she takes midol...also going on "the pill" seemed to lessen them but that is a dangerous cure if you ask me...risking cancer and other health problems just not to cramp.

[adam warlock]

now now my profile *checking* says I'm a guy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

if you're a girl, hot bath and massage will help
if you're a guy, go to the doctor
if you're both, don't take too many pills

meanwhile, no trolling or spamming

Though I see that you have 10 posts... so you're new here.

*notices that the post is edited by Mouse* I wonder what it said before....

[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Nalfein Do'Urden: Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

If you are a guy the correct answer is to lay low, and remember you ALLWAYS answer anything asked of you with "Yes Dear"
If you are one of the fairer sex, then I have no advice for you. Although I know more about the female menstrual cycle then any man should or wants to know. (I'm married and have 2 daughters)

[Megabot]

Once I hit menopause it quit hurting. Or maybe it was the Dalcon Shield IUD, it finally fell out However I am finally pregnant after using my air compressor to clear out my fallopian tubes. I need a lamaz partner though, any volunteers?

When are you baby coming LoA ?

Originally posted by adam warlock: *notices that the post is edited by Mouse* I wonder what it said before....

He just changed the title...it used to be "groans" LOL