You know you are playing WW too much if . . .

[carg]

you're in a meeting, the vote goes 6 to 1 against you, and you say: "you're outnumbered. Don't be a fool or you'll pay dearly."

Great thread Lily.

Thanks! I am having such fun and my family gathers around the computer to read the latest. Need laughter, laughter good.

. . . when you finish a project and expect experience points.

. . . when while out Christmas shopping, you wonder if you can cut down the toadish fellow blocking the aisle without alerting the other shoppers.

. . . when you believe you actually KNOW how to swim. (Oops, did I save?)

. . . when you make voodoo dolls with your children's playdough.

. . . when you look at your coworkers and think: "He'd make a wonderful Ratling."

. . . when you put coins in a vending machine and expect: A) incense, B) treasure, C) wandering monsters.

. . . when you are miffed at the cashier for ignoring you high level merchant skill and charging you full price.

[Archimedes]

...when you are considering changing careers, but decide to wait for a few more months because you are just about to "level".

...when, just as you try to broadjump a puddle, you look UP for extra distance.

...when you need to move stuff around to fit it in your backpack, but you don't want to take anything out because it might "disappear".

Fun thread. Enjoyed the posts so far.

... you're in town for a business trip, drop your laptop clumsily while walking, and the thought shoots through your head "Oh no, it's gone for good!"

... when they stop to talk to you at work after you assaulted your advisor Sheila the day she wore that black dress without pockets, mumbling something about "pickpocketing a tusk of lust"

[Henry.ch]

... when a beutiful woman (or man if you're female) walks toward you and the only thing you can say is 'Mmh, new plaything'.
... when you're sitting in an arena chanting 'Boogers! Boogers! WHAHAHA!'

....When you walk down the street trying to figure out if the people are friend or foe, but your cursor wont turn red or blue!
....You find your self spending too much time thinking about how many Exp you would get from killing family members! "Hey... they are only NPC's, I wont need them later..."

... when you drop your key after opening the door...

teefha

when you check for roaches before using the elevator.

when you believe you are superior to others because: they were born naked, you came into the world scantily clothed and clutching 200 gp.

when you receive a piece of jewelry for a gift and immediately wonder: how many charges does it have, how much can I get for this at the pawn shop, is it cursed?

[carg]

...when you drop a pack of milk, and think: restore. Oh no, quit, ehhh, quit again, ehhh oh yes, load.