MIA?

Asphyxiate · 03-23-2002, 02:48 PM

According to the esteemed Talthyr Malkaviel, the cranky old warlok known as Asphyxiate was last seen heading off into the wild dimensions with only a drunken rogue Tipsy as his companion.

Many didn't give them a chance to last more than a couple of hours, the Ironworks forum mob bid them farewell (and probably thought the world a better place).

Just the last day however the mage was spotted hunkering deep into shadows at a single table in the back of Cloudbringer's Tavern. There are also strange tales of small children, animals and rare spell ingredients missing from local stores.

All around town the hushed whisper is spoken in quiet places with trembling hearts..

"He's back.."

Neb · 03-23-2002, 03:28 PM

And much chaos followed, all sane and right-thinking people cowered in fear, madmen roamed the streets predicting apocalypse and a dramatic rise in Enron stocks, small green frogs rained from the sky.

None of this was actually caused by the return of Asphyxiate, but let's not let that ruin a good story.

In the days thereafter there was much chaos and insanity, in other words: Nothing much had changed.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 03-23-2002, 03:30 PM

Ana all of a sudden, Neb was blighted by a strange pox, causing strange warts all over himself, including many embarassing places.
And there was much terror and fear.
Then he got better.
There was much rejoicing, then they all got drunk, and there was much stumbling.

Jerome · 03-23-2002, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Asphyxiate:
According to the esteemed Talthyr Malkaviel, the cranky old warlok known as Asphyxiate was last seen heading off into the wild dimensions with only a drunken rogue Tipsy as his companion.

Many didn't give them a chance to last more than a couple of hours, the Ironworks forum mob bid them farewell (and probably thought the world a better place).

Just the last day however the mage was spotted hunkering deep into shadows at a single table in the back of Cloudbringer's Tavern. There are also strange tales of small children, animals and rare spell ingredients missing from local stores.

All around town the hushed whisper is spoken in quiet places with trembling hearts..

"He's back.."

Ah! My original, and most highly esteemed Arch-Nemisis returns!

Nice to have you back mate, it's been a while. [img]smile.gif[/img] Any clues as to where your drunk familiar, dear Tipsy, has got to?

Cloudbringer · 03-23-2002, 03:48 PM

ASP, you wily old mage! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jerome, I'm crushed.. (snicker) I thought I was your most esteemed ArchNemesis?! WAAAAAH! *thwacks Jerome with a bbq chicken wing*

Cloudy

Larry_OHF · 03-23-2002, 06:32 PM

YESSSS!!!!!
He's back!!!!
Now...get thee to the Role-playing forum and get to work!!!!

Whoo-hoooo!!!!!!

The ancient Evil Smiting thread should be printed and hanging on the wall in each of our computer rooms.

Encard · 03-23-2002, 07:11 PM

Cheery! Glad to see you back! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] Ah, yes... Behold the power of Cow!!!!!! *cackle* *grin* *tip*

Jerome · 03-23-2002, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
ASP, you wily old mage! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jerome, I'm crushed.. (snicker) I thought I was your most esteemed ArchNemesis?! WAAAAAH! *thwacks Jerome with a bbq chicken wing*

Cloudy

You're my mst feared Nemisis, m'dear. And the most skilled in the use of well timed thunderbolts.

Neb · 03-23-2002, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Encard:
Cheery! Glad to see you back! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] Ah, yes... Behold the power of Cow!!!!!! *cackle* *grin* *tip*

*sighs and forces Encard to take his medication* Sorry about that Asphyxiate, he gets like that when he forgets to take his pills.

Ladyzekke · 03-23-2002, 07:19 PM

Asphyxiate!!!!! No way!!! I thought you were gone for good! Glad to see you again!! [img]smile.gif[/img] You are gonna stick around right??

03-23-2002, 02:48 PM	#1
Asphyxiate Manshoon Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Washington DC, USA Age: 48 Posts: 214	According to the esteemed Talthyr Malkaviel, the cranky old warlok known as Asphyxiate was last seen heading off into the wild dimensions with only a drunken rogue Tipsy as his companion. Many didn't give them a chance to last more than a couple of hours, the Ironworks forum mob bid them farewell (and probably thought the world a better place). Just the last day however the mage was spotted hunkering deep into shadows at a single table in the back of Cloudbringer's Tavern. There are also strange tales of small children, animals and rare spell ingredients missing from local stores. All around town the hushed whisper is spoken in quiet places with trembling hearts.. "He's back.." __________________

03-23-2002, 03:30 PM	#3
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	Ana all of a sudden, Neb was blighted by a strange pox, causing strange warts all over himself, including many embarassing places. And there was much terror and fear. Then he got better. There was much rejoicing, then they all got drunk, and there was much stumbling. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

03-23-2002, 03:48 PM	#5
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ASP, you wily old mage! GOOD TO SEE YOU!!!! [img]smile.gif[/img] Jerome, I'm crushed.. (snicker) I thought I was your most esteemed ArchNemesis?! WAAAAAH! thwacks Jerome with a bbq chicken wing Cloudy __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

03-23-2002, 06:32 PM	#6
Larry_OHF Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Midlands, South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 14,759	YESSSS!!!!! He's back!!!! Now...get thee to the Role-playing forum and get to work!!!! Whoo-hoooo!!!!!! The ancient Evil Smiting thread should be printed and hanging on the wall in each of our computer rooms. __________________

03-23-2002, 07:19 PM	#10
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Asphyxiate!!!!! No way!!! I thought you were gone for good! Glad to see you again!! [img]smile.gif[/img] You are gonna stick around right?? __________________ Reality Show Recaps

03-23-2002, 03:28 PM	#2
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	And much chaos followed, all sane and right-thinking people cowered in fear, madmen roamed the streets predicting apocalypse and a dramatic rise in Enron stocks, small green frogs rained from the sky. None of this was actually caused by the return of Asphyxiate, but let's not let that ruin a good story. In the days thereafter there was much chaos and insanity, in other words: Nothing much had changed.

03-23-2002, 07:11 PM	#7
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	Cheery! Glad to see you back! [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img] Ah, yes... Behold the power of Cow!!!!!! cackle grin tip

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