A sick story

Arvon · 10-05-2002, 10:44 AM

Blind Parachutist

A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack".

Sigmar · 10-05-2002, 10:47 AM

LOL

Although I dissaprove of the animal cruelty

Wilbur · 10-05-2002, 11:09 AM

Who said the dog doesn't have a parachute?

Sigmar · 10-05-2002, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilbur:
Who said the dog doesn't have a parachute?

Well observed

LordKathen · 10-05-2002, 11:35 AM

Funny!

Lanesra · 10-05-2002, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wilbur:
Who said the dog doesn't have a parachute?

The lead would still go slack.

10-05-2002, 10:44 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Blind Parachutist A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground" he answered. "But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack". __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

10-05-2002, 11:35 AM	#5
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	Funny! __________________

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10-05-2002, 10:47 AM	#2
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	LOL Although I dissaprove of the animal cruelty

10-05-2002, 11:09 AM	#3
Wilbur Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 25, 2002 Location: Centerville, Ohio Age: 35 Posts: 374	Who said the dog doesn't have a parachute?

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