Top 28 Things Guys Want Girls To Know:

[Neb]

Originally posted by Lioness: I can do that myself Ramon. Thanx. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Someone save us! It's the fewocious Lioness! Run for your lives! Aaaiiiiieeeee!

[Ramon de Ramon y Ramon]

Originally posted by Lioness: I can do that myself Ramon. Thanx. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No doubt about it, Silky-Paws, no doubt about it !

Sigh, these independent and self-reliant young women - time is definitely running out for oldfashioned gentlemen like us Ramons - sigh !

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So long !

R³ aka "The Ramonster"(thanks Sir Tainly) - proud to be the official spokesman for the most noble Lady Bilqis, Desert Rose of Ironworks - equally proud to be Moiraine's "permanent advocate" !

Btw, the cow is queuing in the slaughterhouse right now !

[Tiamat]

A GIRL is going to beat a DRAGON up? LOL!!!!! My Yeti can make u into goo!

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Da Monkey! Da Monkey!

[Mirac Honorguard]

You don't want Lady Menqel here to interfere, right???
Good post Harkoliar

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[This message has been edited by Mirac Honorguard (edited 10-28-2001).]

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Tiamat: A GIRL is going to beat a DRAGON up? LOL!!!!! My Yeti can make u into goo!

This GIRL is going to crush your Yeti into a mud pie!

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
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Originally posted by Ramon de Ramon y Ramon: No doubt about it, Silky-Paws, no doubt about it ! Sigh, these independent and self-reliant young women - time is definitely running out for oldfashioned gentlemen like us Ramons - sigh !

It certainly is, Ramon cubed - I sometimes find myself wishing that women would rely on us more myself


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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

[Lioness]

Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex: It certainly is, Ramon cubed - I sometimes find myself wishing that women would rely on us more myself

Nah, that's no fun!

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Lil' Angel
Sword Saint and Enchantress of the HADB Clan
The Lady Lioness of Castle Kerhelm
Waitress at Cloudy's Cafe and the Promised Land
Official Restrainer of Table Dancers
PeaceKeeping Force, Intelligence Division
Emerald Dragoness of DOTW
Incorrigible Redsox Fan
Unsuspecting Victim of one of Jerome and Rikard's Plots

Originally posted by Harkoliar: Top 28 Things Guys Want Girls To Know: 1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are. we're not? :S 2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot. as is the new one 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. defeinitely 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. don't argue with us - period 5. Don't treat us like dirt, what goes around comes around. awwwwww 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. otherwise we'd lock them indoors, huh? 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. :O:O 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. meanie! 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. HAH! Got them there 10. We never shave our legs. Get over it! yep - same for armpits, yes? 11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong. it is? oops! :O 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. this is VERY true 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. or at least accept it 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. absolutement 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. we can play lasers while doing so, too 16. Just cause you think you're always right doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." YEH!!!!! 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. ~keeping schtumm on that one~ 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. YAHOO!!!! 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might just get what you wish for. and then they complain you're too violent - you can't win!! 20. Never kick us in the "no no area" just to see what we would say. guess you never had toughness training down there then, huh? 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. or we might not accept you back 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. because they're closer and more accessible 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. most Welsh girls then 24. PMS is not an excuse. it's a plague :O 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. sorry - can't agree there 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. turns us off if anything 27. Always remember: The way to a guy's heart is through his stomach... and maybe...oh never mind. stomach? it's through the ....... you mean :O 28. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. speak for yourself

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Originally posted by Lioness: Nah, that's no fun!

Us gentlemen like to do things for women, treat them well, spoil them, let them rely on us.... you probably wouldn't understand



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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

[Melusine]

LS : Cheek!

Al : Sure, I understand...no problems with that either. Sometimes "old-fashioned" is GOOD!



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