Differences in men and women.

[Dron_Cah]

I recieved this in my e-mail, of course. Thought it was interesting. Enjoy!

1.NAMES
> >> If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
> >>call
> >>each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
> >> If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
> >>to
> >>each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
> >>
> >> 2.EATING OUT
> >> When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a
> >>$20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
> >>smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
> >> When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
> >>
> >> 3.MONEY
> >> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
> >> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on
> >>sale.
> >>
> >> 4.BATHROOMS
> >> A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
> >>razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
> >> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A
> >>man would not be able to identify most of these items.
> >>
> >> 5.ARGUMENTS
> >> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> >> Anything a man says after that.... is the beginning of a new
> >>argument.
> >>
> >> 6.CATSBR Women love cats.
> >> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
> >>
> >> 7.FUTURE
> >> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> >> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> >>
> >> 8.SUCCESS
> >> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
> >> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
> >>
> >> 9.MARRIAGE
> >> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
> >> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
> >>
> >> 10.DRESSING UP
> >> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
> >>garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
> >> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
> >>
> >> 11.NATURAL
> >> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
> >> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
> >>
> >> 12.OFFSPRING
> >> Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
> >>dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
> >>fears and hopes and dreams.
> >> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
> >>
> >> 13.THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
> >> Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
> >>people
> >>remembering the same thing.
> >>
> >> AND FINALLY.....A couple drove down a country road for several miles,
> >>not saying a word.
> >> An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
> >>wanted
> >>to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack
> >>asses,and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
> >> "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

[Attalus]

Dude, don't post that at Harvard. They'll bury you right alongside Lawrence Summers.

[Vaskez]

Wicked

I don't get the reasoning behind your statement, Attalus. Err.. I mean, Attalus, why?

[Lox]

The President of Harvard University recently got in some hot water for making comments about the differences b/w men and women.

[Jaradu]

Originally posted by Dron_Cah: A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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I particularly liked this one! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

[ZFR]

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

[Sir Degrader]

Feminists, bite my shiny metal ass.
The last one was HILARIOUS

[Violet]

I know #6 doesn't belong in the list but the rest are pretty right on (stereotypically of course )LOL!
Funny!

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

::applauds:: Bravo.

Original. A thread about the stereotypical differences between men and women. That's someting we haven't had enough of around here lately. Creative and funny, to boot. I'd love to meet the razor-sharp author of this little ditty.

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: ::applauds:: Bravo. Original. A thread about the stereotypical differences between men and women. That's someting we haven't had enough of around here lately. Creative and funny, to boot. I'd love to meet the razor-sharp author of this little ditty.

Hey! Get your own posting style/sense of humour! [img]tongue.gif[/img] I was here first!