04-04-2001, 09:44 PM | #21 |
The Magister
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I don't want to offend any one... AND I am blonde myself... and have always appreciated a 'good' blonde joke. This is one of my particular favorites.....
What did the blonde say when she looked in the Cheerio's box???? "Oh look! Doughnut seeds!" Please, please don't be offended... it's all in good fun! |
04-04-2001, 10:22 PM | #22 | |
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Melusine is a blonde and she LOVES blonde jokes. Very pleased to see you in the Corner! Stop by any time! Cloudy ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
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04-05-2001, 09:01 AM | #23 |
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What is long, meaty, thick, purple and if taken orally produces a unique taste?
A really old sausage. [This message has been edited by Gabriel (edited 04-05-2001).] |
04-05-2001, 09:15 AM | #24 | |
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Whaaaaaaat!!My seeds, I don't get it! ------------------ |
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04-05-2001, 09:17 AM | #25 |
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What is old, pink and wrinkly and hangs out your underpants?
, , , , , , , , , , , ,Your mother |
04-05-2001, 05:53 PM | #26 |
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JONAH AND THE WHALE
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah" The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." teehee... Cloudy ------------------ Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight |
04-06-2001, 12:22 AM | #27 |
Emerald Dragon
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Why did the Packmara cross the road?
to eat the chicken! |
04-06-2001, 10:18 AM | #28 |
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Pun: Old mediums never die, they just give up the ghost.
Joke: You know it's time to reassess your relationship with your computer when... 1. You wake up at 4 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to bed. 2. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access. 4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems. 5. You start using smileys in your snail mail. 6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com 7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a computer. 8. When your email box shows"no new messages" and you feel really depressed. 9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they have nondescript screen names and you never bothered to ask. 10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you Landscape. 11. Your family always knows where you are. 12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL,LOL" 13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend! ------------------ Adam Mage/Warlock [This message has been edited by adam warlock (edited 04-06-2001).] |
04-06-2001, 10:23 AM | #29 | |
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04-06-2001, 10:25 AM | #30 |
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I love mangetout but I couldn't eat a whole one.
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