I'm back

I think I'll just go right to the complaints department:

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My summer Holiday could never have sucked more! On the flight TO my destination, which I will not outline for security purposes let's just say it was alot like Iran just without the Anti American Sentiment, the kids behind me kept kicking my seat oblivious to the fact that the guy in front had feelings!

When I arrived, I was jammed into a really cramped car that drove to the house of an old fart with a dead-fish-being-eaten by maggots for a brain! Also, the cordless headphones I got DIDN'T WORK!!!

My holidays were a persistant, annoying pattern of visiting one cousin in particular and then going back to the cottage of the above said Old fart with a dead fish being eaten by maggots. This cousin of mine had a LOT of cats and the place stank to high heaven!

The day before I was to come back, I was challenged to a deathmatch by my arrogent, unholy, murdurous, nazi cousins! I Refused but the assholes insisted that I'd fight. So I grabbed a butcher's knife and a really huge butter knife (there were three cousins that were acting like Nazis...no, wait, it was two of 'em. One of them just happened to be close enough that I could accuse them of wanting a blade jammed into their heart.) Then the cops arrived. I wasn't arrested, but I did get that feeling that people would not want to see my face around ever again. But I have learned my lesson -- Never use a weapon against Arrogent people: Just pummel them until they beg for mercy...and then pummel them EVEN MORE (and also to fight dirty! If you can strike a fellow human with a crowbar, then why can't you freak the guy out by eating their flesh or never letting them get back up?) and let them live to regret crossing your path.

Sorry...I'm just really pissed off. And rather than killing someone to unleash my anger, I just unleash it in this topic.

My vacation went out not with a bang, not with a whimper, but with a horrible scream -- When I arrived at the airport and went through the metal detector, it did NOT detect my iron belt buckle! If it can't detect that, imagine what else couldn't be detected. This frightened me and created the illusion that I was about to be one of the victims of a horrible terrorist act.

As if the fear wasn't enough, the little kids on the plane kept wailing and I had to sit in the middle between two people! I just wanted to take my elbows and hit them both in the head! Getting off the plane was like the spanish inquisition! I had to stand in an uncomfortable position for like five minutes and then I started to cramp. On the way out, the sun was so bright I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

So I'm glad that's over. Now, I can go back to hiding in my Bunker, typing up negative crapachino while watching the news. But there were the rare happy things that happened. Yes! While I was on my Vacation, they busted Chemical Ali's balls and put the screws to a few Child Molesters to boot! Well, now that my horrible holiday is over, I can begin the road to healing...

[Lord Lothar]

Well at least it's a vacation you won't forget soon...

[Zero Alpha]

now being at home will feel like a holiday from that . imagine being on holiday 24/7

[True_Moose]

Welcome back! I think you need a cold one [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

[ 08-27-2003, 05:48 PM: Message edited by: True_Moose ]