New science item

[Arvon]

Breast Gravity

NEWS FLASH!

Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts.

"The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' he said. That's when the idea hit me like a brick house."

Theorists have been working around the clock to explain the biophysical mechanism behind the phenomenon. It is believed that like the other fundamental forces of the universe, breast gravity is mediated by an elementary particle. MIT scientists have named this theoretical particle the "boobon."

Many aspects of the new force have now been determined empirically. It is known that breast gravity grows exponentially with breast size. Also, experimentalists think that many materials must absorb boobons, because layers of clothing can significantly decrease the force. (A large parka can sometimes nullify the effect completely.)

Still, there are mysteries yet to be solved. For example, why are almost all men's eyes affected, but only a small fraction of women's? How can it be that the force is transmitted even through televised and printed images of breasts?

Scientists everywhere are looking into it.

[johnny]

that's a good question, probably because they ARE a bundle of joy.

I think women everywhere could help men from being trapped by this phenomenon if they started staring at men's crotches when they speak to them. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Not that it would help them any in social situations where they are physically distanced from each other, but it could do a lot to make chit-chat a more pleasant experience from a woman's point of view when actual sustained eye contact becomes part of the conversation.

[Horatio]

What? Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I've only just torn my attenttion away from the posters on my wall [img]tongue.gif[/img]

This could be a SERIOUS problem, as it could affect diplomatic decisions as well as important missions like space flight. I recommend that men start wearing those things that horses wear to keep their attention to the road,but just underneath their eyes. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[/)eathKiller]

you really think that such a force exists? if so then i'd like to run a little test...

Only males may participate... Unless you're a very strange girl...

Observe image number one: Neko Mimi



How close did your face get from the screen on a scale of 1 to 10? (10 being closest...)

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Now we shall observe image number two: Koromimi



^_^; ummm yeaah... anyway... So how far away did your face get from the screen this time on a scale of one to ten? (Ten being Closest)

[ 06-04-2002, 06:51 AM: Message edited by: /)eathKiller ]

[johnny]

those are drawings dude, i don't waste any time on that. Once you come up with some pretty desktopgirls your in bussiness, except, that's not allowed here.

[caleb]

Originally posted by Moni: I think women everywhere could help men from being trapped by this phenomenon if they started staring at men's crotches when they speak to them. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You think men would care [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 06-03-2002, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: caleb ]

Oh believe me they would
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[johnny]

Originally posted by Moni: Oh believe me they would [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

lol somehow i seriously doubt that.

Well I am not talking about the open-mouthed stare men use for breasts, I'm talking about the holding back a laugh stare.