AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:

Lioness, he's kidding about those sheep, er I think he is! ROTFL!

You have no idea of the horrors of growing up in scotland.

Jerome's Little Book About Scotland: Volume 4, Chapter 1: "Childhood"

Since the early days of Scotlands history, the various clans inhabiting it have been emrobiled in vicious and bitter warfare... and the tradition continues today in the children's games, getting painted in "war paint" (mud) and grabbing your loincloth and your "big rock" you sally forth into the fray with children from other tribes, with the sole intent of being the last one to fall down dead.

Unfortunatley, because of these childhood games many children fail to reach adulthood....and even if they do, a diet of stewed, boiled, roasted, char-grilled, or pickled Rocks, Scottish children suffer from malnutrition...Though the most intelligent of the Scots (roughly one smart scot to every 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 normal ones) survive to old age by catching and eating "Haggis's" (See under chapter 15: "Scottish Wildlife" for further reading) The Haggisi are a subterrainian race of duckbilled furry rodents, who's cunning manevolence has placed them as the unseen dictators of the Scottish empire... though no amoount of manevolence will stand between a hungry Scot and his food.

The final, and probably most obvious reason for the premature ending of life in Scotland is the education system, in fact, the entire Scottish language contains only one sylable, standing for more than 40,000 documented words, emotions and ideas.........

Pfft, and they say the British are patriotic.....

*sigh* just a few thoughs from the twisted mind of Jerome for your enjoyment.

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:00 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

I love it, J'R! That is classic!!!
You poor Scottish child, you are so deprived...

Glad to have someone to chat to in this empty cafe.
*Lioness beckons for J'r to join her on the couch and tell her more about his pitiful little life in Savage Scotland*

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 10:06 PM

Och, I'd be much obliged tae sit with ye lassie...and tell ye all me tales o' bonnie scotland and it's depraived denzins.

Here ye go....d'ye want a wee piece o' me haggis? i caught it fresh...just last week...

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:08 PM

Er, dear Scottish lad, I think I'll stick with my shake if its all the same to you...I just ate...GET THAT THING OUTTA MY FACE!!!!!!!!!! EEEWWWWWW...ok, thats better, and keep it away. thanx...oh, brother...

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 10:14 PM

Och, it was jist trying tae say ello tae ye. I hink it like ye.....

Look, i'll settle it doon for ye....*CHOMP*....there...it canny moov aroond much withoot it's heid noo can it? Jist gie it a wee pat.....It's maire silky than it looks....oh, mind the blood noo hen?

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:17 PM

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey...that is silky. It's nice and soft, ooh, I'd love to have a coat made out of that. And it's not that ugly without it's head...

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 10:32 PM

There we go... everybody loves haggis skin when they feel it. I'll get a coat made for ye in about a week....

but Lets liven this place up first! WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF PASS THE LIGHTED FIREWORK????

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:36 PM

uh...thank you.
Boy these Scots sure breed crazy ones...get together with Gwhanos, the Village i diot, and Lord of Alchohol, the village drunk, I'm sure they'll play with you.

I think I'll pass, thanx anyway.

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

Jerome · 07-12-2001, 10:39 PM

Ach, prehaps another time m'dear

Now, Jerome has to go find coffee to keep him up at 3:35 am...yikes!

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Lioness · 07-12-2001, 10:45 PM

You naughty boy, It's well past your bed-time!

Ah well, grab a cup o' coffee, or whatever you call it in Scotland(by now I don't know what to expect). It's self-serve, c'mon now, get up, go get a coffee. There you go. Oh, and while you're up there, grab me a hot chocolate, will you please? Thanx.

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Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan
"Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc
"Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

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07-12-2001, 10:00 PM	#52
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I love it, J'R! That is classic!!! You poor Scottish child, you are so deprived... Glad to have someone to chat to in this empty cafe. Lioness beckons for J'r to join her on the couch and tell her more about his pitiful little life in Savage Scotland ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 10:06 PM	#53
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Och, I'd be much obliged tae sit with ye lassie...and tell ye all me tales o' bonnie scotland and it's depraived denzins. Here ye go....d'ye want a wee piece o' me haggis? i caught it fresh...just last week... ------------------

07-12-2001, 10:08 PM	#54
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Er, dear Scottish lad, I think I'll stick with my shake if its all the same to you...I just ate...GET THAT THING OUTTA MY FACE!!!!!!!!!! EEEWWWWWW...ok, thats better, and keep it away. thanx...oh, brother... ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 10:14 PM	#55
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Och, it was jist trying tae say ello tae ye. I hink it like ye..... Look, i'll settle it doon for ye....CHOMP....there...it canny moov aroond much withoot it's heid noo can it? Jist gie it a wee pat.....It's maire silky than it looks....oh, mind the blood noo hen? ------------------

07-12-2001, 10:17 PM	#56
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey...that is silky. It's nice and soft, ooh, I'd love to have a coat made out of that. And it's not that ugly without it's head... ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 10:32 PM	#57
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	There we go... everybody loves haggis skin when they feel it. I'll get a coat made for ye in about a week.... but Lets liven this place up first! WHO'S UP FOR A GAME OF PASS THE LIGHTED FIREWORK???? ------------------

07-12-2001, 10:36 PM	#58
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	uh...thank you. Boy these Scots sure breed crazy ones...get together with Gwhanos, the Village i diot, and Lord of Alchohol, the village drunk, I'm sure they'll play with you. I think I'll pass, thanx anyway. ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

07-12-2001, 10:39 PM	#59
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 38 Posts: 4,418	Ach, prehaps another time m'dear Now, Jerome has to go find coffee to keep him up at 3:35 am...yikes! ------------------

07-12-2001, 10:45 PM	#60
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	You naughty boy, It's well past your bed-time! Ah well, grab a cup o' coffee, or whatever you call it in Scotland(by now I don't know what to expect). It's self-serve, c'mon now, get up, go get a coffee. There you go. Oh, and while you're up there, grab me a hot chocolate, will you please? Thanx. ------------------ Official teaser and ranger of the HADB Clan "Evil round every corner...careful not to step in any."-Minsc "Gimme a sword, I'll win this war for you!"-Mad Martigan

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