07-11-2002, 06:14 PM | #1 |
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Welcome to the Eighteenth building of the Order of the Royal Toads!! All are welcome, members and non-members alike, to come in and join the frolics!!!
Massages are aplenty! Beau's givin em, or is he gettin em? Hard to tell... Shadow is still in B13, hopefully dancing up a storm for our entertainment. Tao's being naughty, (well probably, hard to keep up, but that's what she does best [img]tongue.gif[/img] ). Davros is in fair Paris, and I'm sure will return with gifts galore for me and the other gorgeous ORT babes [img]smile.gif[/img] . Here's the official map of the ORT Building: This is the home of the ORT, please, make yourself at home, but stay away from floor B13, the power's gone and it's infested with monsters (and Shadow ), floor 4 is still free and can be rented at any time, the rest of the floors are: Roof: Pool and BBQ area. 5th: HADB Offices, access denied to all non-members. 4th: Not taken(Currently used as hostage confinement area.) 3rd: ORT private offices and barracks, no admittance. 2nd: ORT kitchen, food storage, library, magical items storage and computer area. No admittance without security clearance. 1st: Shared ORT/HADB area, no admittance to non-members. Ground floor: Reception, cafeteria, restaurant and gift shop. B1: Labs(Access Denied.) B2: Guardian Monster Storage(Access Denied.) B3: Cold Fusion Reactor(Access Denied.) B4: Pipelines, Marzipan and Chocolate. B5: Barb's knicker collection. B6-12: Empty or used for storage. B13: Monster infested and in disrepair, we do not recommend you go there. Also note the excellent courtyard in which there is space for a HUGE bonfire which can be useful when roasting marshmallows, and the front of the building where there are three statues to be admired by all. Join the ORT by filling out an application (details below), then completing a series of gruelling and humiliating initiation procedures decided on by the Disrobed Division, including dancing in a tutu, visiting the mouse room with LS, and confronting Woolly Rupert in a domain of his choosing . Or if you don't like that, just ask and you'll doubtless be accepted . Order of the Royal Toads - Application Name:........... Age:........... Sex:........... Clothing preference (yes or no will do):............ Spanking preference (as above):........... Number of tentacles:........... Liking of toads (please indicate preference): 1 (not at all) 2 (not very much) 3 (somewhat) 4 (quite a lot) 5 (love them!) Swimming ability:............ Don't forget this is just preliminary information. There's also the evening wear and bathing suit judging after this. Come in, have fun, and above all, be nekked!!!
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07-11-2002, 06:21 PM | #2 |
John Locke
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HI! Now lets get a party started!
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07-11-2002, 06:57 PM | #3 |
White Dragon
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ooooo........
so you would like to be next, Sir G??? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Aelia, I think it's about time for my nekkid oak dancing... prolly this weekend, eh?
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07-11-2002, 07:06 PM | #4 | |
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07-11-2002, 07:32 PM | #5 |
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No cute innocents allowed in the ORT. Cute, yes, innocent...we do away with that pretty fast.
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07-11-2002, 07:49 PM | #6 |
White Dragon
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Yes, Gala is right dear.......that is usually nipped in the butt pretty fast around here.... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Now, Binky......... are you ready for your hot tub now?
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07-11-2002, 08:34 PM | #7 |
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Definitely Tao! Can't come soon enough round here
Hmm, Goulum, I have grave doubts about you [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img] . I was tipped off when you said you didn't like spanking... I think some re-education might be in order... [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] Go ogle the statues for a few hours! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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07-12-2002, 05:54 AM | #8 |
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After much climbing Shadow pulls himself out of B13 and up to the roof, "You really have to do some cleaning down there!!! I think i am out of daggers, i swear half the creatures odwn there look like the things in the back of my ice-box."
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