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[Bahamut]

yeah... eeew.

[Arledrian]

Originally posted by Firestormalpha: Most people are careful enough not to pee on their own hands.

Oh I dunno man, I've pissed on far worse things when drunk, lol.

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Arledrian: quote: Originally posted by Firestormalpha: Most people are careful enough not to pee on their own hands.

Oh I dunno man, I've pissed on far worse things when drunk, lol. [/QUOTE]The mind boggles... care to elaborate? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Arledrian: quote: Originally posted by Firestormalpha: Most people are careful enough not to pee on their own hands.

Oh I dunno man, I've pissed on far worse things when drunk, lol. [/QUOTE]Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img] you should know your own limits. Even when I've been wasted, I've never pissed anywhere except a bush or toilet.

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Vaskez: Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img] you should know your own limits. Even when I've been wasted, I've never pissed anywhere except a bush or toilet.

I really have to pull a Donut here: Bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Melusine: quote: Originally posted by Vaskez: Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img] you should know your own limits. Even when I've been wasted, I've never pissed anywhere except a bush or toilet.

I really have to pull a Donut here: Bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands, bite lip, sit on hands. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I'm not quite sure what you're getting at, but whatever it is, you should know I meant the most innocent meaning in which my words can interpreted [img]tongue.gif[/img] so go away! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Vaskez: I'm not quite sure what you're getting at, but whatever it is, you should know I meant the most innocent meaning in which my words can interpreted [img]tongue.gif[/img] so go away! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Mwahaha! I didn't for one second think that you meant what I insinuated you meant, dear grouchy uncle Vask. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
A dirty mind is a joy forever - you should try it.

[Arledrian]

Originally posted by Melusine: The mind boggles... care to elaborate? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Well I would, but since you're ill and I don't want to make you puke any more than is necessary, I'll save Alex's Tales of The Bladder™ for later and wish you a speedy recovery instead, my little Zucker-beschichtete Cornflake.

Originally posted by Vaskez: Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img] you should know your own limits. Even when I've been wasted, I've never pissed anywhere except a bush or toilet.

Hey c'mon, you aint gonna sit there and pretend you've never let loose on something really random when in dire need. I won't have any of it. Besides, you can admit that sort of thing here, you're among friends... the sort of friends that will crack up over it behind your back, but still.

[Vaskez]

Originally posted by Arledrian: quote: Originally posted by Vaskez: Animal! [img]tongue.gif[/img] you should know your own limits. Even when I've been wasted, I've never pissed anywhere except a bush or toilet.

Hey c'mon, you aint gonna sit there and pretend you've never let loose on something really random when in dire need. I won't have any of it. Besides, you can admit that sort of thing here, you're among friends... the sort of friends that will crack up over it behind your back, but still. [/QUOTE]I don't have to pretend, cos it's true. I've always managed to get to the nearest toilet, tree or bush, so [img]tongue.gif[/img] You're just jealous cos you don't have good bladder control Nah, the secret is that I never get very drunk, only enough to feel good. My mates did try and get me very drunk once just to prove that it can be done, but it cost them so much they haven't tried it again since then. I didn't even give them the satisfaction of doing anything stupid. I felt that I couldn't stand up any more so I asked a sensible person to give me a lift home, and held in puke until I got to the bathroom at home, so nothing embarrassing happened so there [img]tongue.gif[/img] Although the guy who drove me was slightly worried his car might get redecorated.

[Sagramore]

guys (& gals)...just wash your hands....for goodness sake...