Gads another lawyer joke

Arvon · 04-14-2002, 12:15 PM

Lawyer's Affair

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter.

Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

"Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!"

"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

/)eathKiller · 04-14-2002, 02:00 PM

OUCH! and the arvon man lays down another one on the proffesion that deals with sucking the blood of the living... No i'm not talking about vampirism!

Majic for a new melinium-DJ Tiesto

Lioness · 04-14-2002, 06:18 PM

LMAO! [img]smile.gif[/img] Yet another one, Arvon.

khazadman · 04-14-2002, 08:24 PM

Quote:

OUCH! and the arvon man lays down another one on the proffesion that deals with sucking the blood of the living... No i'm not talking about vampirism!

hehehe.yeah.after all,even a vampire has limits on what it will do.

04-14-2002, 12:15 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Lawyer's Affair For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap! "Helen, why didn't you write when you learned you were pregnant?" he cried. "I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!" "Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-14-2002, 02:00 PM	#2
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	OUCH! and the arvon man lays down another one on the proffesion that deals with sucking the blood of the living... No i'm not talking about vampirism! Majic for a new melinium-DJ Tiesto __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-14-2002, 06:18 PM	#3
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	LMAO! [img]smile.gif[/img] Yet another one, Arvon. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

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