New Boogre Bar

[Tavis]

*The 14 year old Ninja elf watches them from the rafters.* I wonder if they have aney super strong Wizard, Zenmasters, or Vykalriyes hear...I HATE Suergeon Castle stupi dojo make me lower the freakin drawbrig again ill have that rat kill him!

[Felix The Assassin]

Cat with a hat checks in, smells some good cooking and wanders to the back corner. Removes his hat and commences to rummaging through it. Hmm, nope that wont cook. Nope that either. Ahhh, here we go. Some evil brains from a cet skull should do just fine. Cat places a cet skull on counter, takes seat and starts rummaging again. Naw, this wont do any good, keeps digging. Aha, found it! Cat walks to counter and places a set of pure good white angel wings onto it. These ought to fry up real good. Angel Wings anyone?

An Assasin on the prowl.

[Loumistro]

Alright I am now going to serve some Rat tail and some mushrooms, maybe some soup of Zombie (comes straight from the left over juices in the body.

[Tavis]

*Jumps silentley to the rafter just over the bartender.* Hey bartender give me a bloody marry will ya, real blood none that fake stuff, along with some nightshade salad with naga blood dressing. *Rubbs his neck near the spot that chik tride to kill him.* Some kiss, freakin hurt! *Hangs by his kneas from the rafter and picks up the stuff he ordered, pulls himself back up and sets it next to him on the rafter, takes off his ninja cowl, divoures the salad then sucks up the bloody marry.*

[Packrat]

*A couple of Valkyrie's walk in, one pushes a stool aside and leans a Bloodslinger (A.K.A. Hells Havoc) against the bar.*
I hope you're still serving breakfast. I'll have a spider egg souffle with whole wheat toast and cave jelly.

*The other lays down a Lance of the Lady (A.K.A. Lethal Lance) on the floor along the foot rail.*
And I'll have 3 Raptor eggs over easy and a longtooth fillet, very rare.
*turns towards her friend* I hope all that fancy food isn't makin you soft.

[ 05-25-2002, 09:59 PM: Message edited by: Packrat ]

[Loumistro]

Alright people you are pretty light drinkers in here. So I have a new mix up for those who want to try it. Comes straight from the Blood of a Vampire and mixed with a little bit of my special Naga shots. It can knock a normal man out but we only the best of warriors in here so I trust no one will pass out.

Oh Some on come up with some stories to tell I am getting bored in here.

oh ya If you want to start bar fights please because this is boring.
just go ahead and fight each other anytime I need entertainment

[cybernosferatu]

Is Scabban a madman?

the reason I ask is because right after talking to his he took a swan dive into the pit. Me being an inquisitive sort I jumped in after him only to land directly on top of him and at the same time forcing him down 9 feet under water. Im sitting there thinking sweet, Ill just sit back and watch the crazy sod drown, but to my amasement I hear "yes yes let us talk again" I left him there but craving attention I guess, as I started to walk away Scabban comes wiggling back up out of the water, it dosent stop there obviously some sort of clipping bug or something, he keeps going up and up and up till hes back upstairs. I run back around to the room he started in only to find him, well not all of him but some sticking out of the roof of the room? I decide to put him out of his misery, blast him silly and still get all the useless swords and stuff back that I traded with him earlier. Its raining swords and axes, run away

Cyber Nosferatu
Trolly eat you later

[Loumistro]

Man do I hate Scabban he has no uses at all. He also can't even fight that well either. It seems like his servents can fight better than him. Some weird stuff has happened between me and Scabban but nothing that weird before.

Good tale lad

is this your first time though the Game.

If so please be sure to tell of all of your tales.
And stop by for some drinks and stuff.

Hope to hear from you soon

[WillowIX]

Come now Loumistro! Who said Scabban had no use! Join his unbeatable army, conquer worlds, challenge Lord Cet and become the leader of the known Gael Serran (lost seas may not be included...) Give him a rebirth scroll and you get two chars turned to undead for the price of one! Nice dark living quarters with built in toilette!! And for entertainment, a duet by "The Singing Spirits of Wizard & Warrior". But beware, ticket to that show can be extremely hard to come by!

[D*one]

*hears a lil sniffing inside the bag at a mention of raptor egg souffle........see that her lil baby raptor had a tear in her eye*

*accidently says out loud 'not sissy' looks up to see if someone caught what was said*

Nanight lil one......

bar keep ill have an amazoni salad *peers inside bag again and see that the lil raptor perks up at the sound of food* [img]smile.gif[/img]

*turns to see her barbarian friend walk in with a shark draped over his shoulder and plops it down on the bar itself*.....*mmmmh cant wait to have some of that*...