03-03-2001, 08:21 PM | #1 |
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I have spotted a problem with the new board.
The split board system acts as a loop in my 'daily routine' program, which automatically appears to run every time the command GOTO BED is reached. This results in a search across several boards, with a status check on new posts meaning that my 'daily routine' program NEVER reaches the end. When this process has run its course, it will, of course, begin again upon reaching the line GOTO BED. This has several knock-on effects, including faulty operation of optical systems, general slow-down and multiple generation of split-infinitives. Over the wider network, a compatibility issue has arisen concerning the 'boyfriend' system, which crashes at midnight. ------------------ Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. |
03-03-2001, 08:25 PM | #2 |
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You don't need no stinkin' sleep.
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03-03-2001, 08:40 PM | #3 |
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Epona: It's a virus that enters the minute you sign on as a member to this board. It's an infinity loop ~ we're doomed to continue the cycle indefinitely. Post ... search ... post... read... post.... ("I know there's a new one here! Where is it?" "I must respond to ____ where could s/he be?") Forget eating, forget sleeping, forget outside relationships and work. We're doomed, DOOMED I tell you!
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03-03-2001, 08:40 PM | #4 |
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Yea, what he said
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03-03-2001, 08:43 PM | #5 |
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Sorry, Epona, your NOT ALLOWED to sleep! What must you be thinking? Sleep? Are you crazy?! And then miss out on so many new posts? Unthinkable!!
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03-03-2001, 09:10 PM | #6 |
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I want 3 stars, I want 3 stars. No sleep for me until I do.
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03-03-2001, 09:25 PM | #7 |
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Stealthy, you'll be up for a LONG LONG time to catch up to Cloudy!
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03-03-2001, 09:29 PM | #8 |
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Lol LoA. I have a plan. I intend to recruit all my friends to log in with my ID and post around the clock for two weeks. Hopefully I will catch up, but I seriously doubt it! Personally I think she is starting up her own cosmos.
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03-03-2001, 09:33 PM | #9 |
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Heck I'm just glad I graduated to two blue stars today! Catch up with Cloudy? Not a chance I just don't have that kinda time! I wish I did! Then again, if it snows and I'm stranded alone for two days, who knows?!hehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehe! Oopps, dropped my drinky!
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03-03-2001, 09:37 PM | #10 |
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Calm down LoA, it was an accident, she didn't mean to spill her drink!
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