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06-05-2001, 08:54 PM
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20th Level Warrior
 Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 55
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On Women's cars...
‘So many men, so few who can afford me.’ ‘Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich.’ ‘Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.’ ‘Guys have feelings too, But ... who cares?’ ‘And your point is?’ ‘Next mood swing: 6 minutes.’ ‘If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.’ ------------------  
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06-05-2001, 08:57 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: March 5, 2001
Location: Southern California
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Those are great. I hadn't seen any of them. One of my favorites is "Keep honking, I'm reloading." Just kind of fits the whole L.A driving atmosphere.
------------------ "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -General George Patton (1885-1945) 
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06-05-2001, 08:58 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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One word: GAAAAK!
 I have one that can top that, though...on the rear bumper of the car of a vegetarian feminist who works at our company: "Heart Attacks are God's punishment for eating his animal friends." NICE, huh?  Don't get me started... 
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06-05-2001, 08:59 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: March 20, 2001
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska USA
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Sheep...They ask so little. They give so much.
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06-05-2001, 09:00 PM
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20th Level Warrior
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If G*d didn't want us to eat animals, why'd he make them out of meat?  vegan feminazis are the worst...  I'm scared...------------------
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06-05-2001, 09:02 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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06-05-2001, 09:04 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: March 11, 2001
Location: Ant Hill
Age: 49
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Those are pretty funny if there just joking around.
Otherwise, what a $%^#&^ %$&**#! 
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06-05-2001, 09:08 PM
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20th Level Warrior
Join Date: April 9, 2001
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They're usually the same one's who dress in tiny skirts, low-cut tops, then ask "What are YOU looking at ?" when you smile at them... *RudeDawg, remembering his youth, and the horrible jungle that is the single's scene* ------------------
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06-05-2001, 09:13 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
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I wouldn't do the singles thing again, not for love nor money!
However, jerks are jerks, regardless of gender. You see plenty of female-bashing bumper stickers, more so than male-bashing ones. The thing that saddens me is that female liberation was supposed to "liberate" females to be their true selves, not bring them down to the lowest common denominator with that of their worst oppressors... or maybe that's just the most vocal ones. Me, I always seek for the quiet ones...the ones with no axe to grind and who just want to live a good life and give and receive love. They ARE out there. You just have to turn down the volume on the idiots.
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06-05-2001, 09:15 PM
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20th Level Warrior
Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 55
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So tru, Saz, so true...
As Always, Sazerac is a fountain of wisdom... Where were you when I was taking Philosophy ?  I'm purposely avoiding the whole single's scene... Just being the Dawg, and seeing what comes my way... ------------------
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