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11-18-2005, 05:21 PM
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As just sung to me by my kids, to the tune of the traditional Christmas Carol...
"Joy to the world, that Barney's dead It's time to roast his head! Don't worry about his body We flushed it down the potty Round and round it goes Until it overflows Until, until, until it overflows" Now, as a dad, how am I supposed to react? All I could do was laugh, and be glad that it didn't come from me... 
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11-18-2005, 05:29 PM
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Just be glad they feel that way about Barney!
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11-18-2005, 07:18 PM
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ROTFL! Hey it's not that unusual, remember our "trick-or-treat, smell my feet" LOL. So kids are getting more inventive is all. [img]smile.gif[/img] And yes, glad they picked Barney, good choice! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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11-18-2005, 07:23 PM
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John Locke
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Wow, I sang something like that when I was a kid...
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11-18-2005, 07:30 PM
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Which one? The smell my feet or the barney head flush LOL?
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11-18-2005, 07:36 PM
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Or the school burned down version?
Of course I may be dating myself by saying that.
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11-23-2005, 03:29 AM
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
Santa Claus is dead Army men, army men Shot him in the head Barbie doll, Barbie doll Tried to save his life But G I Joe From Mexico Stabbed her with a knife! Learned this from my son a few years ago.
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11-23-2005, 10:01 AM
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The kids' favorite one from last year was:
Jingle Bells, Batman smells Robin laid an egg Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker took ballet They'd have great fun rearranging who did what... Robin would smell, or Joker would lay an egg... lemmetellya, that can make for a real monotonous cross-state trip  Yep, fifty miles of that, with them thinking that each time they sing it, it's hilariously new [img]graemlins/nono.gif[/img]
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11-23-2005, 10:15 AM
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lol...I've heard all of them, but only personally sang the last one...though I'm a personal witness to each of them existing in the mid-nineties [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-23-2005, 10:57 AM
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I love new, more inventive ideas!
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