Your favourite quotes - Page 2

Link · 01-31-2003, 03:59 PM

I simply know that I've got quotes that I think are brilliant and/or hilarious.. Can't remember them now though

Melusine · 01-31-2003, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
Mel, my favorite story about Dorothy Parker is that she named her canary Onan, because "he spilled his seeed upon the floor."

ROTFLMAO!!! That is hilarious, Attalus, I'd never heard about that! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Spade · 01-31-2003, 07:26 PM

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?" -Steven Wright

"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Bierce

"100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???" -a bumper sticker

"Nuke their Ass and Take their Gas." -George W. Bush's motto (OK.....a bumper sticker really)

Attalus · 01-31-2003, 07:45 PM

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Originally posted by Melusine:
ROTFLMAO!!! That is hilarious, Attalus, I'd never heard about that! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Glad ya liked it.

Judas Maccabeus · 01-31-2003, 08:44 PM

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot."
--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"If I ever meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."
--The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

SomeGuy · 01-31-2003, 09:04 PM

- I take a choclate drink! I take a whisky drink! And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!-Homer Simpson

_I Came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!-Roddy Piper They live

LowTech · 02-01-2003, 04:55 AM

"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch

Horatio · 02-01-2003, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LowTech:
"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch

[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I wish....

Djinn Raffo · 02-01-2003, 05:29 AM

I think both of the ones in Rokken's sig are great.

Kaltia · 02-01-2003, 06:36 AM

Work is the curse of the drinking class-Oscar Wilde
A classic is something everyone wants to have read but no-one wants to read-Mark Twain

01-31-2003, 03:59 PM	#11
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	I simply know that I've got quotes that I think are brilliant and/or hilarious.. Can't remember them now though __________________ Rowing is not a sport, it's a way of life Goal: Beijing 2008

01-31-2003, 07:26 PM	#13
Spade Manshoon Join Date: August 3, 2002 Location: Dublin, Ireland Age: 39 Posts: 166	"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?" -Steven Wright "Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Bierce "100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???" -a bumper sticker "Nuke their Ass and Take their Gas." -George W. Bush's motto (OK.....a bumper sticker really) __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[railgun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/railgun.gif\" /> <br />Railguns. When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherf****r in the room. Accept no substitutes.

01-31-2003, 08:44 PM	#15
Judas Maccabeus The Magister Join Date: November 10, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 36 Posts: 125	"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot." --Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "If I ever meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me." --The Restaurant at the End of the Universe __________________ <br /><br />\'Far be it from me to do such a thing as flee from them! If our time has come, let us die bravely for our kinsmen and not leave a stain upon our glory!\'<br />--1 Maccabees 9:10

01-31-2003, 09:04 PM	#16
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	- I take a choclate drink! I take a whisky drink! And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!-Homer Simpson _I Came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!-Roddy Piper They live __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

02-01-2003, 04:55 AM	#17
LowTech Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 4, 2002 Location: Almeria, Spain Age: 46 Posts: 37	"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch __________________ <br />\"Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious\", Oscar Wilde.

02-01-2003, 05:29 AM	#19
Djinn Raffo Ra Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: Ant Hill Age: 49 Posts: 2,397	I think both of the ones in Rokken's sig are great.

02-01-2003, 06:36 AM	#20
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 36 Posts: 5,817	Work is the curse of the drinking class-Oscar Wilde A classic is something everyone wants to have read but no-one wants to read-Mark Twain __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

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