Horatio's Hilarious Limeriks (Copy 1)

[Horatio]

Okay, so I hinted on the Charlie Daniels thread posted by Willard a few days ago that I knew an alternate version to Charlie's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". Well, I dug it up.

The Devil Went To Jamaica

The Devil Went to Jamaica,
he was lookin to sell some weed,
he was doin fine,
they were standin in line,
it was excellent weed indeed,
When he came across this young man,
who was likewise peddeling pot,
and the devil slid down the beach to the kid,
and said 'Boy, let me tell ya what,
I guess you've kinda figured I'm a reefer head, of course,
and after all this time, I guess that I'm, a connoisseur of sorts,
now your stuff smells okay, but this could tranqualise a horse!
I'll bet a million in cash against your stash,
cos I think mine's better than yours',
The boy said 'My name's Johnny, and you ain't smoked nothin yet!
One kick've this grass'll kick yer ass,
you got yourself a bet!'

Johnny, roll a ball of hash,
and make sure it's the bomb!
Cos the Devil's got the kinda stuff they smoked in Veitnam!
You'll get a million smackeroos in cash, if you can cope,
but if you can't, the Devi'l get your dope!

The Devil packed a bomb with a bit of Ackapocko gold,
and resin rose from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl,
he filled that chamber all the way, and he took a mighty hit,
as they passed it back and forth it gave em both a coughing fit,
When the bowl was finished, Johnny said 'Hey man, that stuff was great!
But fill yer lungs with some of this, and prepare to vegitate!'

Canabis, Dope, Sweet Mary Jane,
The Devil's in the backyard fryin his brain,
DigDag filled with a Ziggity Zank,
hold on tight, it'll hit ya like a tank!

The Devil nodded of, cos he knew that he was stoned,
and he asked if he could buy an ounce of that stuff that Johnny owned,
Johnny said 'hey Devil, come on back if ya ever wanna catch a buzz,
I done told ya once, you sunnuvabitch, mine's the best there ever was!'

And they, fired up doobies one by one,
ain'ta gonna stop til the bag is done,
green as a bull frog, sticky as glue,
granny do ya get high, yes I do...

Thank you, thank you. more hilarious rhymes coming VERY soon.

[Downunda]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Did you take bets on how long it would take for someone to post that [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Horatio]

Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna post these kinda threads evrey so often, each with a real funny song on it. Trust me, I have loads, and they only get better.
Heh, heh, you're gonna love Bimbo Number 5...

[johnny]

That was great dude [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Did you come up with that all by yourself or did you find it somewhere on the internet ? Btw, the Johnny in the story, wouldn't happen to be me, would it ? Anyway, great stuff, keep it up !

[Horatio]

No, I didn't come up with it, and no, the Johnny in it is not you, Big Head!

[johnny]

Originally posted by Horatio: No, I didn't come up with it, and no, the Johnny in it is not you, Big Head!

Well, okay, that's good then, cause i only do harddrugs !