People on Dogs

Arvon · 07-15-2002, 09:33 PM

IT'S A DOG'S LIFE
A page of canine quotes for dog lovers.
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on Earth!"
-Anne Tyler

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvellous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying."
-George Bird Evans

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans
are nuts."
-John Steinbeck

"To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair."
-William Lyon Phelps

"I don't eat anything a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, 'I don't think so.' And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants." -William Coronel

"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of
owning one."
-Andy Rooney

"Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog
thinks I am."
-Anonymous

"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
-Martha Scott

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
puppies."
-Gene Hill

Kakero · 07-15-2002, 11:50 PM

interesting, but I'm not a dog lover. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Willard · 07-16-2002, 10:58 AM

Cool quotes Arvon! Definitely worth reading!

Dundee Slaytern · 07-16-2002, 11:20 AM

I love dogs... I miss mine.

The Collective · 07-16-2002, 02:58 PM

Ooh blimey, when I saw the thread title I expected something slightly different

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

TAOWolf · 07-16-2002, 03:16 PM

I love my puppies, and after a bad day at work, there's nothing better than getting home, and my finace has the front door open, with the puppies sitting up looking out the screen door, just waiting for me to come in, and smother me with kisses

Ajia Mal'Kreig · 07-16-2002, 03:21 PM

Ah, to be so lucky as to live in an eternal "now", savoring each moment, smell, feeling and sensation.

DiabloRex · 07-16-2002, 03:46 PM

Is this thread for or against about dogs? some of those quotes left me in doubt

Arvon · 07-16-2002, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DiabloRex:
Is this thread for or against about dogs? some of those quotes left me in doubt

IMHO It's for or very for dogs....

Ar-Cunin · 07-16-2002, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-Robert A. Heinlein

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about
puppies."
-Gene Hill

Hear hear! [img]smile.gif[/img]

07-15-2002, 09:33 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	IT'S A DOG'S LIFE A page of canine quotes for dog lovers. "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on Earth!" -Anne Tyler "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein "They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvellous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying." -George Bird Evans "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." -John Steinbeck "To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair." -William Lyon Phelps "I don't eat anything a dog won't eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, 'I don't think so.' And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants." -William Coronel "If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one." -Andy Rooney "Dear Lord, help me to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am." -Anonymous "Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs." -Martha Scott "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." -Gene Hill __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

07-16-2002, 10:58 AM	#3
Willard Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: June 14, 2001 Location: Vermont Age: 32 Posts: 1,752	Cool quotes Arvon! Definitely worth reading! __________________

07-16-2002, 02:58 PM	#5
The Collective Manshoon Join Date: July 14, 2002 Location: Table of Doom, somewhere near the European Alps. Posts: 196	Ooh blimey, when I saw the thread title I expected something slightly different [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ I am Dyslexia of Borg, prepare to have your ass laminated.

07-16-2002, 03:16 PM	#6
TAOWolf White Dragon Join Date: December 1, 2001 Location: Mountains of Arkansas, US Posts: 1,887	I love my puppies, and after a bad day at work, there's nothing better than getting home, and my finace has the front door open, with the puppies sitting up looking out the screen door, just waiting for me to come in, and smother me with kisses __________________ May the moon always shine upon your face, and your imagination soar to the heavens.... Chan ann leis a’chiad bhuille thuiteas a’chraobh.

07-16-2002, 03:46 PM	#8
DiabloRex Elminster Join Date: July 2, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 460	Is this thread for or against about dogs? some of those quotes left me in doubt __________________ [url]\"http://everspoon.mine.nu\" target=\"_blank\">Everspoon Temple</a>

07-15-2002, 11:50 PM	#2
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	interesting, but I'm not a dog lover. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-16-2002, 11:20 AM	#4
Dundee Slaytern Ironworks Moderator Join Date: June 10, 2001 Location: Pasir Ris, Singapore Age: 41 Posts: 11,063	I love dogs... I miss mine.

07-16-2002, 03:21 PM	#7
Ajia Mal'Kreig Dungeon Master Join Date: July 5, 2002 Location: Rhode Island, USA Age: 63 Posts: 94	Ah, to be so lucky as to live in an eternal "now", savoring each moment, smell, feeling and sensation.

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