Rerun: Indian Curry Rhapsody. :D

[Jerome]

Found this one waaaay back... had to repost it for everyone who hasn't seen it.

Indian Curry Rhapsody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody...

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
...guitar solo...
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor me.. poor me...poor meee!
...guitar solo...
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, But now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
...guitar solo...slow bit...
Korma, sag or bhuna
bhaji, balti or naan
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
Anyway, the wind blows....shshshsh

[Lioness]

DOn't start the curry phase again... *cringes*

[Epona]

ROFLMFAO!!!

That is too funny!
I love curry, I have to say it never had that effect on me, but then I like spicy food and my guts must be made of steel [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[Ar-Cunin]

Who are you trying to curry favour with , I wonder

[/)eathKiller]

Curry Würst is the Best [img]smile.gif[/img] And no it hasn't ever had that effect on me either O_o

[johnny]

Originally posted by /)eathKiller: Curry Würst is the Best [img]smile.gif[/img] And no it hasn't ever had that effect on me either O_o

i don't think he was talking about that dude, that's just a sauce that germans like to put on their braadwurst. I think he meant the kind of curry indians put in almost all their recepies, like in hot chicken madras. When you eat that, fire will shoot out your ass. There is an indian foodshop about two blocks from where i live, and when you ate overthere, you're a walking blowtorch. lol

[Bruce The Aussie]

i've only ever tried a medium curry once. let me say the curry shop near me doesn't know the differense between medium and vindaloo!

[johnny]

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie: i've only ever tried a medium curry once. let me say the curry shop near me doesn't know the differense between medium and vindaloo!

you didn't set the curtains on fire back at home, did you ? lol