03-02-2004, 10:42 AM | #1 |
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THE FARMER
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket bout full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: And then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm... Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..... Some things you just can't explain.
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03-02-2004, 11:16 AM | #2 |
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lol, that's funny [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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03-02-2004, 12:51 PM | #3 |
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LMAO! Good een!
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03-02-2004, 02:17 PM | #4 |
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ROFLMAO! That's funny! In a twisted sort of way, but still funny!
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03-02-2004, 03:08 PM | #5 |
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LOL!
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03-02-2004, 08:49 PM | #6 |
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very nice indeed.
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