03-29-2002, 12:26 PM | #1 |
Unicorn
Join Date: October 4, 2001
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Hunting Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone".
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03-29-2002, 12:40 PM | #2 |
Zartan
Join Date: October 15, 2001
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LOL!
That was surely one of your funniest so far. [img]smile.gif[/img] see ya! |
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