09-02-2001, 03:30 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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WARNING THIS COULD BE CONSIDERED CRUDE,
but it is a good insight into the male mind When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 40 and looking for a girl with very big breasts. ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
09-02-2001, 03:32 PM | #2 |
Zhentarim Guard
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LOL!!!!
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09-02-2001, 03:33 PM | #3 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Uh.....say what?
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09-02-2001, 05:24 PM | #4 |
Iron Throne Cult
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This is indeed a good insight, though an insight I was already aware of. Males are simple creatures, incapable of considering more than one concept at once. Man wants exciting girl? Man goes and gets exciting girl - this is her only characteristic. If man was like woman, he could conceive of women with many characteristics and thus be fulfilled on many levels.
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09-02-2001, 05:33 PM | #5 | |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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[This message has been edited by 250 (edited 09-02-2001).] |
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09-02-2001, 05:50 PM | #6 |
Iron Throne Cult
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I don't get it, 250.
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09-02-2001, 05:59 PM | #7 |
Emerald Dragon
Join Date: March 12, 2001
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Wich brain 250?
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09-02-2001, 11:21 PM | #8 |
Red Dragon
Join Date: March 3, 2001
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Blade..your question should be.. Which Head?
And Aelia, 250 is referring that while men use their uh..heads..girls use other more obvious uh..things to compensate for a visible lack of uh..greystuff.. ------------------ Resident Lurker Guy |
09-03-2001, 12:10 AM | #9 |
Red Wizard of Thay
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Male Maturity...
Isn't this an oximoron? Just kidding guys! ------------------ Proud new member of LH! |
09-03-2001, 12:39 AM | #10 | |
Galvatron
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