dumb blond

[Lord]

Oops, just noticed I've been spelling blond wrong the whole time even though the whole thread is based on them [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

This proves once and for all that not all blonds are dumb!

A blond woman walks into a casino and walks straight to a table. She tells the 2 men at the table, “I’d like to put up 2 million dollars! I hope you don’t mind, but I’m at my best when I strip nude.” So she takes off all her clothes, puts the dice in her hand, jumps up and down, and whispers, “Mommy needs new clothes. Mommy needs new clothes.” She throws the dice and yells, “I win! I win!” She gathers all her chips, put on her clothes, and leaves.
Then one of the men says to the other, “So, what did she roll anyways?” The other guy says, “I thought you were paying attention to that!”

[Jorath Calar]

Okey stop spamming now...

[Lord]

A blond woman walks to the barber shop with a pair of headphones on. The barber tells her to take off the headphones. The blond refuses and says that she can’t take them off, so she gets a terrible haircut. Months later, she comes back again with the headphones on. The same barber says, “Take off your headphones so that I can give you a beautiful haircut.” Once again, the blond refuses and gets a bad haircut. The third time the blond comes, she refuses to take the headphones off again. She tells the barber that if she takes them off, then she’ll die. However, she falls asleep while she’s getting her hair done, so the barber says, “I’ll just take the headphones off, cut her hair, and put them back on.” Just moments after she takes the headphones off the blond, the blond falls to the floor and her chest stopped rising. The barber puts the headphones back on and the blond started breathing again. Curious to see what was keeping the blond alive, she put the headphones on her ears to see what it’s saying. What she heard was, “Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breath out.”

Edit: Jorath, I'm not spamming. I'm posting up the jokes as separate posts because they're separate jokes.

[ 02-22-2004, 10:04 PM: Message edited by: Lord ]

[Bungleau]

Q: What's the difference between a blond and a blonde?

A: A blond is male, and a blonde is female.

[Arledrian]

Lord, sorry son but you're spamming, and B, well said

[Harkoliar]

hey Lord, just put all your jokes into one thread. then its not considered spam. and oh yeah, some of those jokes are good. you can make your own website of it.

[Firestormalpha]

Ok let's see.

Four blonde's walk into a bar. The brunette ducks.

A blonde girls walks into a bar, and say's..... "Ouch!"

Two blondes are on either side of a lake. One asks the other, "how to I get to the other side?" The other answers, "You're already there!"

[Gangrell]

Oh good God, are you all mad? If you'll excuse me, I'll be right over here.

*puts on army helmet and hides under a table in case women see the thread*

[WillowIX]

No worries Gangrell, I'm not blonde.

Regarding he cell phone, that could be an honest mistake if you've never used one before.

[Jorath Calar]

The thing is, the myth about the dumb blonde is just that... a myth, some of the brightest people I know are blonde women... (Maybe say more about the people I know than blonde women but nevermind... [img]smile.gif[/img] ), so I just don't really buy the jokes... [img]smile.gif[/img]