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Old 05-10-2002, 07:44 AM   #1
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  • Always start each joke on a new thread.
  • Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.
  • Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.
  • Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate
  • Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.
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Old 05-10-2002, 07:46 AM   #2
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Quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
  • Always start each joke on a new thread.
  • Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.
  • Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.
  • Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate
  • Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.
I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog? Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.
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Old 05-10-2002, 07:56 AM   #3
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*tries to contain urge to kill something*

*head explodes from the attempt*

*fortunately the ice cream vat muffles the blast*
 
Old 05-10-2002, 08:35 AM   #4
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
*tries to contain urge to kill something*

*head explodes from the attempt*

*fortunately the ice cream vat muffles the blast*
LS - haven't you gotten out of that ice cream vat yet?

Don't worry - I have a can-opener right here ~start working on the vat~ This isn't going to hurt you - much

P.S. I don't have any dog jokes either
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Old 05-10-2002, 08:43 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
quote:
Originally posted by Donut:
  • Always start each joke on a new thread.
  • Re-post old jokes from the internet, they are still funny.
  • Very old jokes are the best because everyone has heard them.
  • Only think up something original if you are absolutely desperate
  • Never listen to people who say you should contain your jokes in a single thread.
I'd ask you to marry me, but I'm spoken for. [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
How's your dog? How's your other dog? Sorry, I don't know any dog jokes.[/QUOTE]LOL - your kids would be Cloudnuts - fancy hanging that albatross around the poor kids neck . And your cats would fight with his dogs - I'm sorry.....I just can't picture it.
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Old 05-10-2002, 09:23 AM   #6
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Donut, I'd hug you if I could find you! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

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Old 05-10-2002, 09:43 AM   #7
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See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean....

And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

GIGGLE

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Old 05-10-2002, 10:03 AM   #8
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"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...."

Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
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Old 05-10-2002, 10:45 AM   #9
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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
See that, Donut? I'd marry you but Sazzie'd only hug you. Guess we know who really loves breakfast pastry around here! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Davros: ROTFLMAO@ 'cloudnuts'.... HAHAHAHHAHA! Now that's an albatross for sure... or maybe a new kind of coffee bean....

And my tuff cats could whup his old doggies any day! [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

GIGGLE
Gheez, Cloudy, I'm the wrong Gender! Donut's not a horse of a different cruller, after all!

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Old 05-10-2002, 11:49 AM   #10
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Originally posted by Epona:
"We are not worthy... we are not worthy...."

Donut, you magnificent sugar-dusted confection! [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img]
Hehe.... looks like we're going to have a three-way catfight over the Tasty Pastry... I'd marry Donut for this thread too, if.... um well.... metaphorically speaking I would! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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