Caption Competition 2 - Page 3

Staralfur · 05-06-2002, 08:44 AM

Dammit, there goes my no claims bonus

*waits to see if anyone notices*

Demonstration to show indestructability of new police car goes horribly wrong (though sign makers are quite chuffed).

1st use of new sign showing where an accident has occured is called a success. (look closely at sign)

'I don't know what happend. My vision just went all fuzzy'

EDIT - spelling

[ 05-06-2002, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Staralfur ]

Talthyr Malkaviel · 05-06-2002, 08:46 AM

"Ah dammit, you can't see any of our house in the background."

"After plans to have a monkey pilot a space shuttle were thwarted, they went for the next best thing."

WOLFGIR · 05-06-2002, 09:26 AM

"Move along, nothing to see here.."

05-06-2002, 09:30 AM

S#?+ happens!!!

Deathmage · 05-07-2002, 12:18 AM

"Hey dad, I'm gonna be a police when I grow up!"

Epona · 05-07-2002, 09:24 PM

BUMPING - because I don't wanna be accused of closing the competition too early

SomeGuy · 05-07-2002, 09:29 PM

"AGH Booty Snitches"

SomeGuy · 05-07-2002, 09:45 PM

"I saw a bad guy and tried to kill him because he killed my Mother in law!"

[img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] "A cop crashed into a sign today after trying to moon his x-wife because well he hates her"

"I hate signs!"

Encard · 05-09-2002, 10:36 PM

"I hate signs."
"WHOA! A car! And... it's a police car! Like, way cool, man!"
"I hate you all."
"Ow. My car seems to have collided with something hard. Ow the pain. Ow."
"Well... think, think before the get here... err... yes, yes... science class... we never really touch anything, so i didn't rerally hit that thingy... yes... that'll work... aw, hell, I'm trouble."
"Ajshj! AJHKJSDKGASJKDFLFJH!!!!!! JASKJFGAJSGFJHADSFGEHJGFHNASGDFHSFKGFDAS!!!!!!!!!! !"
"Take THAT, you stupid sign!"
"My sign OWNZ your cheep little car, uniform-boyz!"
"Stupid modern signs..."
"Stupid modern force fields..."
"Stupid modern invisible cars..."
"Stupid modern... STOP USING THAT PHRASE CURSE YOU!"
Officer 1: "The Sign of Divine! It has come!" Officer 2: "You idiot.. that's a traffic sign." Officer 1: "Oh." Officer 3: "Want some beer?"
"Run away run away."
"Bow to the power of my L33T invisible elephant! Oh yeah!"
"Moo."

Jorath Calar · 05-09-2002, 11:06 PM

One donut to please them all
One car to drive them
One sign to confuse them all
and on the highway crash them...

With sincere apology to Tolkien... [img]smile.gif[/img]

05-06-2002, 08:44 AM	#21
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	Dammit, there goes my no claims bonus waits to see if anyone notices Demonstration to show indestructability of new police car goes horribly wrong (though sign makers are quite chuffed). 1st use of new sign showing where an accident has occured is called a success. (look closely at sign) 'I don't know what happend. My vision just went all fuzzy' EDIT - spelling [ 05-06-2002, 08:46 AM: Message edited by: Staralfur ] __________________ We\'ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.\"<br />Robert Wilensky <br /><br />\"Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?\" <br />Screaming Lord Sutch<br /><br />If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

05-06-2002, 08:46 AM	#22
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	"Ah dammit, you can't see any of our house in the background." "After plans to have a monkey pilot a space shuttle were thwarted, they went for the next best thing." __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

05-06-2002, 09:26 AM	#23
WOLFGIR Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Sweden Age: 50 Posts: 3,450	"Move along, nothing to see here.." __________________ Don´t eat the yellow snow

05-07-2002, 12:18 AM	#25
Deathmage The Magister Join Date: October 26, 2001 Location: New Zealand Age: 35 Posts: 116	"Hey dad, I'm gonna be a police when I grow up!" __________________ [url]\"http://www.dmrealms.net\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://www.dmrealms.net/images/head.gif\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br />Deathmage\'s Realms totally rocks (unbiased opinion)

05-07-2002, 09:24 PM	#26
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	BUMPING - because I don't wanna be accused of closing the competition too early __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

05-06-2002, 09:30 AM	#24
lroyo Guest Posts: n/a	S#?+ happens!!!

05-07-2002, 09:29 PM	#27
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	"AGH Booty Snitches" __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-07-2002, 09:45 PM	#28
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	"I saw a bad guy and tried to kill him because he killed my Mother in law!" [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] "A cop crashed into a sign today after trying to moon his x-wife because well he hates her" "I hate signs!" __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

05-09-2002, 10:36 PM	#29
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	"I hate signs." "WHOA! A car! And... it's a police car! Like, way cool, man!" "I hate you all." "Ow. My car seems to have collided with something hard. Ow the pain. Ow." "Well... think, think before the get here... err... yes, yes... science class... we never really touch anything, so i didn't rerally hit that thingy... yes... that'll work... aw, hell, I'm trouble." "Ajshj! AJHKJSDKGASJKDFLFJH!!!!!! JASKJFGAJSGFJHADSFGEHJGFHNASGDFHSFKGFDAS!!!!!!!!!! !" "Take THAT, you stupid sign!" "My sign OWNZ your cheep little car, uniform-boyz!" "Stupid modern signs..." "Stupid modern force fields..." "Stupid modern invisible cars..." "Stupid modern... STOP USING THAT PHRASE CURSE YOU!" Officer 1: "The Sign of Divine! It has come!" Officer 2: "You idiot.. that's a traffic sign." Officer 1: "Oh." Officer 3: "Want some beer?" "Run away run away." "Bow to the power of my L33T invisible elephant! Oh yeah!" "Moo."

05-09-2002, 11:06 PM	#30
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	One donut to please them all One car to drive them One sign to confuse them all and on the highway crash them... With sincere apology to Tolkien... [img]smile.gif[/img]

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