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05-19-2003, 05:47 PM
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Harper
 Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Lancs, England
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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!" "Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too." "But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered. "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows said: "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."
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05-19-2003, 06:21 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: November 1, 2002
Location: Australia ..... G\'day!
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GROAN [img]graemlins/heee.gif[/img]
another in the long list of lawyer jokes  better than most though
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05-19-2003, 07:50 PM
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40th Level Warrior
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LOL, maybe they should eat the lawyer instead.
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05-19-2003, 07:53 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: June 14, 2001
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Hehe, that's a good one Lavindathar. Really brightened up my day!
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