The International Fluffy Hunting Society

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Staralfur: Then he remembers his new weapon. The one he has been working on since he was just a little kid. A weapon so devistating he was scared even to put the batteries in before now... In a ninja like movement he pulls a super charged Remington 6000 electric razor out of a cleverly conceiled pocket. He sets it to 'gorilla mode' and begins shaving like he has never shaved before. In a whirlwind of fur and fluff, so incredible that no Ironworks smilie can represent what is happening, he battles his way out of the pile of Fluffies that is engulfing him, ready to fight another day - Just.

ROTFLAMO!



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Jerome, Chairperson Of The International Fluffy Hunting Society

[Wah]

You can't shave us!!

Arch Fluffy: Protection From Normals Razors!
Arch Fluffy: Hops Into coffin

If you want our exotic furs you'll have to strip us for it - and Gilette won't get you far either don't don't even think about it!

Perhaps the one your grandad stashed has magical properties?


Or in that case, we'll just bombard you with fluffy crap!

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[Charean]

Doesn't Fluffy fur clog those things? I mean really now...

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

[Jerome]

Originally posted by Wah: You can't shave us!! Arch Fluffy: Protection From Normals Razors! Arch Fluffy: Hops Into coffin If you want our exotic furs you'll have to strip us for it - and Gilette won't get you far either don't don't even think about it! Perhaps the one your grandad stashed has magical properties? Or in that case, we'll just bombard you with fluffy crap!

THERE IS *ONE* SHAVER THAT CAN PEIRCE THE EVIL MAGIKS OF THE FLUFFYS! THE ONE THAT SHAVED JEROME'S THINK MASS OF HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

bow before the power



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Jerome, Chairperson Of The International Fluffy Hunting Society

[Mouse]

After much soul-searching, Tartan Fluffy ( aka ) decides to unleash his Doomsday Weapon against the remaining Fluffy Hunters. An expectant hush descends on the battlefield..........

Suddenly there is a mighty



As the smoke slowly clears, the Fluffy Hunters fall back in panic amd terror as Uber Fluffy appears to join the forces of fluffiness....

Only one question now remains - will we be magnanimous in victory or wreak a terrible revenge for the unprovoked hostility?



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Regards



Mouse

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You beat me to it. I was going to summon the Uber-Fluffy.
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Instead, I grant him 100% Anti-Magic
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A zot bolt hits Jerome/Psychedelic Butterfly on the head. This composite being is now PERMANENTLY bald with a swastika haircut
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bwa ha ha ha

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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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[Charean]

ROFLMAO!!!!

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

[Staralfur]

Hmmmmm.... I've always wanted to shave a cat


Arrggggghhhhhhhh. Just noticed StaralFUR

Have to go and recover from the shock (i.e. going to pub). Be back later to work out how to defeat the UBERFLUFFY.

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Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth: nooot exactly... you see, my INT score is 18... im an elf. so therefore, i know that was NOT an illusion

ONLY 18?
sheez you hunters are stupid


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The Last Of the Red Fluffies

Member of the Ancients Club (@ age 16 )
High Magician of the Order of the Holy Flame


"Dream a Dreamers Dream And Know It Is But A Dream"

[Neb]

Morons compared to Neb, Razzen, Tiax and Kivan, and Seph, it's NOT Neb's head you are holding.

After a false news broadcast earlier today by the Hunters in order to bolster the morale of their losing forces, we now send you the real thing:

Here we see Kamikaze Fluffies assaulting Jerome from above:



Jerome ---> <--- Jerome

Jerome was severely wounded by this attack, in the next bit of footage we see Kivan shooting Seph with a minigun for obliterating a Fluffy:



Here, two hunters known as Staralfur and Psychadelic Butterfly being cornered and destroyed by Razzen, Neb and a lot of Fluffies:



In our last bit of footage from todays battles we see Tiax use his magic against the Hunters:


<--- Tiax

We can just see his soul leaving his(The Hunter's) body after a Death Spell.

That's all for now, c ya all laterz.