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Unicorn
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Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Visiting Grandma
Last December, a grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T." She continued, "There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." "Grandma, that sounds easy," replied the grandson, "but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow"? To which she answered, "You're coming empty handed?"
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Jack Burton
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Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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hint hint!!
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Zartan
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Unlucky mate
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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LOLOL! Don't like using this word, but that was "cute!"
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lol, funny ^^
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40th Level Warrior
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heh! very cheeky! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Iron Throne Cult
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Yep she's a grandma alright...
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Osiris - Egyptian God of the Underworld
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That is classic nice one. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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