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Old 09-25-2001, 09:11 PM   #31
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[quote]Originally posted by Absynthe:
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ROTFL! Well Absynthe so do I, but of late there have been neither opportunities nor steamable persons available! And most of those were spontaneous events (the Hose Hunting thread was a major typo-event! snicker) So, guess we'll just have to wait til something comes up!

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With your talents as a steam-poster, I'm sure something will "come up" sooner rather than later.
BTW, I seem to have gotten the zipper stuck on the bear-suit, can you lend a hand?
I can bear-ly stand it Ok, ok, so I sorta sent my pal Wendy on a hose hunt instead of a house hunt! eeeeeef... , and naturally you remember those things! LOL It WAS an amusing typo, wasn't it?

hmmmm well if things didn't come up, you'd not be in your present predicament, dear, I'd lend you a hand or two..... but my poor monitor is a bit fogged at the moment teehee

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Old 09-25-2001, 09:15 PM   #32
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Hmmm, round one to the glittery critter. I have to get ready to go to the Melissa Etheridge concert tonight, else I would respond with a fatally funny witticism...
But I will return on the morrow, undaunted, to put forth my best blandishments to which you will no doubt succumb succinctly, as I'm a pretty damn good blandisher when I put my mind to it.

Fine, just no more puns . . . please.

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Old 09-26-2001, 05:53 AM   #33
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Originally posted by Diogenes Of Pumpkintown:
Btw, English accents are so . . . well . . . sexy!!!

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Ooh Diogenes, stop it you're making me blush


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Old 09-26-2001, 06:00 AM   #34
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Would it be frightfully inappropriate of me to suggest Dio wear a bear suit to Brighton?
Absynthe wanders off, whistling innocently....


Everyone may already be in on this joke, but given that Brighton has a famous nude beach wouldn't Dio be better off with a 'bare' outfit?



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Old 09-26-2001, 07:22 AM   #35
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Everyone may already be in on this joke, but given that Brighton has a famous nude beach wouldn't Dio be better off with a 'bare' outfit?

AArghhhhhhh!!! Another pun!! Actually, I don't like the nudist beach much. I've been to nudist beaches in other countries, and found no-one took much notice of bareskin, but in Brighton twas quite another matter.

The beach is famously gay, however, when, relying upon this, I sat down one sunny afternoon and took my top off, I found two pairs of eyes, one east, one west, staring fixedly at my upper half (which is nice enough, but nothing special. Every woman in the world has them - what's to stare at???)

Usually if this happens I stare pointedly at the offenders crotch (hoping to make a subtle point - although I think some take it the wrong way and think I am interested... ) anyway, this wasn't an option here as my two eyes look in the same direction, and glaring at two people located at 180 degree angles to each other is a physical impossibility. So I left.

Shame that our nudist beach can't be patronised by people who are not interested in picking up other people, but in just feeling the sun on their bodies! But so it is, in Brighton at any rate. I think people are just so amazed by the sight of bare flesh. (The pebbles are a bit hard on your bum, also....)

By the way, in the UK you have to keep your swimming costume on whilst showering at the swimming pool. This kind of defeats the object in my viewpoint, is it the same elsewhere?



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Old 09-26-2001, 07:35 AM   #36
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...I'm a pretty damn good blandisher when I put my mind to it.

Blandish as thy will, oh Ab fab. T'will be to no avail.

The Silver Cheetah sticks her little ■■■■■ cat nose defiantly in the air, secure in the knowledge that she is stoutly defended by her cast iron virtue and maidenly honour...

(Oh shit, the corruption test results... Image of impregnable virtue shattered before I'd even hoisted it up onto the pedestal.... oooooh noooooooooooo...)



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Old 09-26-2001, 08:38 AM   #37
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Ooh Diogenes, stop it you're making me blush

*guffaws, spits cola at her work desk and monitor* Donut... my word, dear morning pastry, you are amusing as ever!

Cloudy, who thinks those English have sexy accents too

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Old 09-26-2001, 08:40 AM   #38
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Blandish as thy will, oh Ab fab. T'will be to no avail.

The Silver Cheetah sticks her little ■■■■■ cat nose defiantly in the air, secure in the knowledge that she is stoutly defended by her cast iron virtue and maidenly honour...

(Oh shit, the corruption test results... Image of impregnable virtue shattered before I'd even hoisted it up onto the pedestal.... oooooh noooooooooooo...)

Ah HAH! My evil plan worked perfectly! The subtle genius of sending you the test has paid off, for now your defenses are breached, your battlements in ruins, your flag of virtue hanging in tatters... BWAHAHAHAHAH! Conquest is near!


PUBLIC NOTICE:
Absynthe's blandishments are far more enticing than they appear at first glance, as he was at a concert 'til late last nite, and his subtle yet penetrating wit should not be mistaken for the tired ramblings of someone who stayed up way past their bedtime. Thank you.

(If it makes you feel any better Silver, I got a 216 on that same test... bad boy, I'm afraid.)



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Old 09-26-2001, 08:51 AM   #39
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Morning Cloudy!
Thanks for the mini-steam last night, I got such a kick out of that, reminded me of the days of yore... Here's hoping that it catches on again.

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Old 09-26-2001, 09:08 AM   #40
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Ah HAH! My evil plan worked perfectly! The subtle genius of sending you the test has paid off, for now your defenses are breached, your battlements in ruins, your flag of virtue hanging in tatters... BWAHAHAHAHAH! Conquest is near!

(If it makes you feel any better Silver, I got a 216 on that same test... bad boy, I'm afraid.)

You beat me in the wild child states! (Sulk.) That is no mean feat. You is going straight to hell, dude....

(Sent the test to Fljotsdale. She has been strangely quiet on the subject.)

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