08-09-2004, 09:33 AM | #1 |
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Join Date: October 4, 2001
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True Friends Oath
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! When you are sad ... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the SOB who made you sad. When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile ... I'll know you finally had sex. When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried ... I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain. When you are sick ..... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Send this to eight of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
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08-09-2004, 09:35 AM | #2 |
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So true!
Brilliant!
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08-09-2004, 10:11 AM | #3 |
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Indeed. Heard the bottom quote before but this is the rest is all new.
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08-09-2004, 10:40 AM | #4 |
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You got to love them. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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08-09-2004, 10:41 AM | #5 |
Jack Burton
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oldie but goodie
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08-09-2004, 11:30 AM | #6 |
Jack Burton
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Hehehehe, Great one Arvon [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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08-09-2004, 03:07 PM | #7 |
Horus - Egyptian Sky God
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True, it is. Speaking of which: I may need some help at work, Ilander. LOL! (Inside joke, though you may get it, if you know where I work).
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08-10-2004, 12:21 AM | #8 |
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Join Date: July 27, 2004
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I love it!!! And isn't that the truth. I'm definitely keeping that handy for all my friends just so I can show them that I care oh so much. . .
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08-10-2004, 01:17 AM | #9 |
20th Level Warrior
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No prob, Drew baby...where do ya want it moved to?
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