Food Fights

kiwidoc · 06-20-2001, 09:53 PM

The potential for food themed D&D parties is immense. This was seen on a rival board but it was my idea there, so I am stealing it for here.

The Cheese Board
* Camembert - an aristocratic very highminded and slightly pompous paladin.
* Monterey Jack - a swashbuckling blade with a cute wink, a leather hat and a long whip. He has a penchant for raiding tombs.
* Blue Stilton - A seedy thief with a bad line in filthy puns.
* Mozzarella - a histrionic mage with a tendancy to run when the going gets hot.
* Jarlsberg - a barbarian who has seen a few to many sword fihts - FULL of holes!
* Gorgonzola - half orc female fighter who has a really stony look when she gets mad.

The Tea Party Yes = its them he he
* Assam - a deceptively delicate female cleric from the far East with a strong underlying body.
* Ceylon - a female half elven ,age brought up in the highest places, who was definitely born with a silver spoon in her moth.
* Darjeeling - A short, blunt and feisty dwarven figter.
* Earl Grey - a noble hearted but prematurely grey haired paladin.
* Ken Yan - A ranger, a hearty, cheery outdoorsy type - well used to the hot sun.
* Lapsang Souchou - An elven bard with truly refined taste.
* PG Tips - a cheeky, perky but rather common rogue
* Twai Ning - a very proper, very restrained lady monk

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Jafin · 06-20-2001, 10:00 PM

LOL, kiwi!!! I love it!!! Never thought of naming characters after food before!!!

-Jafin

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Lioness · 06-20-2001, 10:09 PM

Ditto, ditto!

Also, Parmasan(did i spell it right?)-A tall, slightly snobby male elven cleric

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kiwidoc · 06-20-2001, 10:40 PM

Come one, come all. kiwidoc throws down the guantlet. More food fighting parties for the food wars please

Staralfur · 06-21-2001, 07:38 AM

*Runs in, throws a huge custard pie at Kiwidoc, totaly covering her and everyone around her in custard. Then reads the actual post, realises he's got completely the wrong idea, says 'Sorry' several times as waits for several rotten tomatoes to be thrown back*

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06-21-2001, 08:08 AM

As Earl Grey's player, I have found it quite amusing to role-play as a teabag in armour
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I get a cake-icing device and squeeze it on top of kiwidoc, then I run for the hills

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Moridin · 06-21-2001, 02:18 PM

The Bread Brigade

Baguette: A tall, thin elven archer. Tough on the outside but soft on the inside
Sour Dough: A short, plump dwarven fighter. He has a bitter streak a mile long
Biscotti: A thief with a few scars up and down his body. Has the ability to seem like there are a half dozen of him (perhaps a mirror image spell?)
Cinnamon: A sweet cleric. She has a reddish tint to her skin, and gives off a pleasant aroma. But don't be fooled. She is one tough cookie

when it comes to a fight
Foccacia: A human fighter/mage/thief. Combines the best of his classes into a very formidable opponent

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06-21-2001, 02:27 PM

The Biscuit Band
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McVitie - Scottish Barbarian
Jaffa - Turkish mage
Hob Nob - Halfling Fighter/Thief
Rich Tea - Nobleman Fighter
Bourbon - Priest
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Sons of Chocolate
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Rown Tree - Dwarf Fighter/Thief
Nestle - Mage
Lord Cadbury - Paladin

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Sazerac · 06-21-2001, 03:57 PM

Ooh, good one, Kiwidoc!

Let's see:

Velveeta an aristocratic female half-elven thief, great at a party!
Pepsi a rather bubbly gnome illusionist; can be gassy at times

then the alcohol ones:

Dom Perignon: a haughty Monk skilled in the arts of vinting champagne
Jack Daniels: a chaotic good human ranger, one smooth operator
Rumplemintz: a chaotic neutral half-elven female archer
Stolitchnaya: a true neutral Russian berserkr that has a natural affinity for ice
Midori: a female Neutral Good bard with a penchant for diatonic chords
Everclear: a True Neutral Elven Shapeshifter highly skilled in the stealth attack
Tanqueray: an overbearing LG cavalier skilled in the art of the blade
Black Velvet: a female Drow LE assassin, counters as a spy.

I may try to think up some more later on. What a clever idea for a thread! Thanks, Kiwidoc!

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06-20-2001, 09:53 PM	#1
kiwidoc Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 385	The potential for food themed D&D parties is immense. This was seen on a rival board but it was my idea there, so I am stealing it for here. The Cheese Board * Camembert - an aristocratic very highminded and slightly pompous paladin. * Monterey Jack - a swashbuckling blade with a cute wink, a leather hat and a long whip. He has a penchant for raiding tombs. * Blue Stilton - A seedy thief with a bad line in filthy puns. * Mozzarella - a histrionic mage with a tendancy to run when the going gets hot. * Jarlsberg - a barbarian who has seen a few to many sword fihts - FULL of holes! * Gorgonzola - half orc female fighter who has a really stony look when she gets mad. The Tea Party Yes = its them he he * Assam - a deceptively delicate female cleric from the far East with a strong underlying body. * Ceylon - a female half elven ,age brought up in the highest places, who was definitely born with a silver spoon in her moth. * Darjeeling - A short, blunt and feisty dwarven figter. * Earl Grey - a noble hearted but prematurely grey haired paladin. * Ken Yan - A ranger, a hearty, cheery outdoorsy type - well used to the hot sun. * Lapsang Souchou - An elven bard with truly refined taste. * PG Tips - a cheeky, perky but rather common rogue * Twai Ning - a very proper, very restrained lady monk ------------------ There is only one kiwidoc, accept no substitutes STANDARD OPERATING PROCEEDURE www.judyhope.co.uk [This message has been edited by kiwidoc (edited 06-20-2001).]

06-20-2001, 10:00 PM	#2
Jafin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 24, 2001 Location: The Lands of Forever Age: 39 Posts: 1,132	LOL, kiwi!!! I love it!!! Never thought of naming characters after food before!!! -Jafin ------------------ I am Jafin, arch-mage and member of the HADB clan!

06-20-2001, 10:09 PM	#3
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Ditto, ditto! Also, Parmasan(did i spell it right?)-A tall, slightly snobby male elven cleric ------------------ Official teaser and defender of the HADB Clan

06-20-2001, 10:40 PM	#4
kiwidoc Zhentarim Guard Join Date: May 31, 2001 Location: UK Posts: 385	Come one, come all. kiwidoc throws down the guantlet. More food fighting parties for the food wars please

06-21-2001, 07:38 AM	#5
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 44 Posts: 786	Runs in, throws a huge custard pie at Kiwidoc, totaly covering her and everyone around her in custard. Then reads the actual post, realises he's got completely the wrong idea, says 'Sorry' several times as waits for several rotten tomatoes to be thrown back .

06-21-2001, 08:08 AM	#6
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	As Earl Grey's player, I have found it quite amusing to role-play as a teabag in armour . I get a cake-icing device and squeeze it on top of kiwidoc, then I run for the hills ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

06-21-2001, 02:18 PM	#7
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	The Bread Brigade Baguette: A tall, thin elven archer. Tough on the outside but soft on the inside Sour Dough: A short, plump dwarven fighter. He has a bitter streak a mile long Biscotti: A thief with a few scars up and down his body. Has the ability to seem like there are a half dozen of him (perhaps a mirror image spell?) Cinnamon: A sweet cleric. She has a reddish tint to her skin, and gives off a pleasant aroma. But don't be fooled. She is one tough cookie when it comes to a fight Foccacia: A human fighter/mage/thief. Combines the best of his classes into a very formidable opponent ------------------ Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. [This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 06-21-2001).]

06-21-2001, 02:27 PM	#8
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	The Biscuit Band . McVitie - Scottish Barbarian Jaffa - Turkish mage Hob Nob - Halfling Fighter/Thief Rich Tea - Nobleman Fighter Bourbon - Priest . Sons of Chocolate . Rown Tree - Dwarf Fighter/Thief Nestle - Mage Lord Cadbury - Paladin ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html

06-21-2001, 03:57 PM	#9
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	Ooh, good one, Kiwidoc! Let's see: Velveeta an aristocratic female half-elven thief, great at a party! Pepsi a rather bubbly gnome illusionist; can be gassy at times then the alcohol ones: Dom Perignon: a haughty Monk skilled in the arts of vinting champagne Jack Daniels: a chaotic good human ranger, one smooth operator Rumplemintz: a chaotic neutral half-elven female archer Stolitchnaya: a true neutral Russian berserkr that has a natural affinity for ice Midori: a female Neutral Good bard with a penchant for diatonic chords Everclear: a True Neutral Elven Shapeshifter highly skilled in the stealth attack Tanqueray: an overbearing LG cavalier skilled in the art of the blade Black Velvet: a female Drow LE assassin, counters as a spy. I may try to think up some more later on. What a clever idea for a thread! Thanks, Kiwidoc!

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