Saying the right thing

Arvon · 04-22-2004, 07:22 AM

Saying the Right Thing

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless

Bahamut · 04-22-2004, 07:50 AM

LOL I love this one... I saw this in my email... and yeah... saying the right thing is indeed priceless.

Harkoliar · 04-22-2004, 08:08 AM

indeed.. an oldie but goodie [img]smile.gif[/img]

Kakero · 04-22-2004, 08:32 AM

Did he really said the right thing? or just a fluke shot? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

RoSs_bg2_rox · 04-22-2004, 12:14 PM

lol, that was quite good!

Xen · 04-22-2004, 03:25 PM

Nice one! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 04-22-2004, 04:02 PM

Another good one.

Thoran · 04-22-2004, 04:39 PM

Nerull · 04-22-2004, 09:03 PM

That is a cute one...

Lord · 04-22-2004, 10:11 PM

what's the rest of the story got to do with the last sentence besides the fact that Marty had a hangover?

04-22-2004, 07:22 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Saying the Right Thing Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - Priceless __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

04-22-2004, 07:50 AM	#2
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	LOL I love this one... I saw this in my email... and yeah... saying the right thing is indeed priceless. __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

04-22-2004, 08:08 AM	#3
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	indeed.. an oldie but goodie [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-22-2004, 12:14 PM	#5
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 34 Posts: 5,225	lol, that was quite good! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-22-2004, 04:02 PM	#7
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	Another good one. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

04-22-2004, 08:32 AM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	Did he really said the right thing? or just a fluke shot? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-22-2004, 03:25 PM	#6
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Nice one! [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-22-2004, 04:39 PM	#8
Thoran Galvatron Join Date: January 10, 2002 Location: Upstate NY Age: 56 Posts: 2,109

04-22-2004, 09:03 PM	#9
Nerull Lord Ao Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA Age: 53 Posts: 2,069	That is a cute one... __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/new/ghoul.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br />\"The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work.<br />The lower class exists just to scare the middle class.\"<br />-George Carlin

04-22-2004, 10:11 PM	#10
Lord Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: June 3, 2003 Location: New York Age: 39 Posts: 3,302	what's the rest of the story got to do with the last sentence besides the fact that Marty had a hangover? __________________ "You're a thief and a liar." "No, I only lied about being a thief."

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