100 signs...

[Jorath Calar]

that you are not into Star wars

100. You actualy wonder what Sith. stands for.
99. You call the two main female characters "Queen Leia" and "Princess Amidala".
98. When you hear the word "Empire," you think Roman, Persian, and British.
97. You mistake Anakin for a young Luke when watching TPM.
96. You confuse "Star Wars" with "Star Trek" and are perplexed why Mr. Spock isn't even mentioned in it.
95. You're a film critic.
94. You think Titanic is the best film ever.
93. After seeing Episode 1, you ask "Why wasn't Darth Vader in it?" or "Was that guy with the red face Darth Vader?"
92. Millenium Falcon...is that what they are calling the Y2K bug now?
91. You thought that Jar-Jar character was very entertaining
90. You think Ben Kenobi and Obiwon Kenobi are brothers and wonder were Ben was durring TPM.
89. When you see Jake Lloyd, you think "That's the kid from 'Jingle All The Way'"
88. You wonder why everyone in the movies are always hanging out in deserts and swamps.
87. You sit through all the films consciously thinking "aren't the effects great"
86. You think ewok merchandise rules
85. "The Wrath of Kahn" is your favourite of the series
84. You don't get at least one star-wars related present per birthday or xmas
83. "Who's George Lucas?"
82. You think Chewbacca is an over-grown Ewok.
81. You think a B-wing is the new Stealth Bomber.
80. You are confused by postings with reference to ESB in them. What the Hell does star wars have to do with reading peoples minds anyway.
79. When someone mentions Star Wars, you think of big-budget counter-missile spacesystems.
78. You call a lightsaber a "lasersword". (Exceptions are made for younger children who resemble Jake Lloyd)
77. You would love to see Leo Decaprio in Episode II
76. You refer to Boba Fett as "that guy with the cool mask"
75. You think The Force is measured in Newtons
74. Yoda, in your eyes, was just another green muppet who didnt look nothing
like Kermit the frog and whose speech really didnt impress you.
73. "What do you mean 'A long time ago'? This is some serious high-tech ****!"
72. You think the movies start with, "A long, long time ago in a galaxy far away."
(Poster's note: not to be confused with item #43 from the 100 Signs That You Are Into Star Wars, which reads: "You know that Lucas originally planned for the movies to start with, "A long long time ago in a galaxy far away." -- 'cause it's true )
71. You think Harrison Ford was great as Luke Skywalker.
70. You think the ending of ANH was a wedding between Luke and Leia.
69. You call Artoo 'RC-DC'
68. You wonder why Han and Luke didn't simply beam Leia out of her detention cell on the Death Star.
67. You think Darth Maul is the devil brought to life.
66. You can't figure out why everyone starts choking when Vader looks at them.
65. You keep confusing Chewie with Bigfoot.
64. You still think Padme and Amidala aren't the same person.
63. You think Chewie is a werewolf.
62. You think Episode I is the first Star Wars film made.
61. You wonder why Luke and Wedge got transferred to Rogue Squadron.
60. You actually think Star Trek is the best sci-fi series ever.
59. You call threepio "three-see-pee-oh" (i have actually heard people say this)
58. You sincerely believe Battlestar Galactica is totally original and didn't steal anything to any other movie....
57. You confuse "Millennium Falcon" with "Maltese Falcon."
56. You think Star Wars was one of Spielberg's best movies.
55. You think Woody Allen's Annie Hall indeed did deserve the Academy Award for Best Picture in 1977 over that outer space Lucas movie.
54. You think the stormtrooper whacking his head on the door did that because it was scripted.
53. Mark Hamill? Who's Mark Hamill?
52. You wonder why that idiot in the black suit doesn't step out of it.Isn't it hot in there?
51. You think John Williams's best work was on the Indiana Jones soundtrack.
50. George Lucas? Oh! The guy who did American Grafitti! Other than that,let's see,THX-1138,and,erm,I can't think of anymore.
49. When someone plays "Imperial March",and tells you the title,you say "the one they played in Ben-Hur when the Roman soldiers were marching?"
48. George Lucas...isn't he the guy running for prez on the Republican ticket?
47. you wonder how leia got changed from being a queen to a princess and also why her name is not the same
46. You call a lightaber a 'livesaver'.
45. You think Qui-Gon Jinn is a new type of liquor served at frat parties.
44. You wonder why Luke and Leia never got together.
43. You flame TPM because there was no sexual tension between Qui-Gon and the Queen.
42. You got pissed while watching ANH because they blew up Earth.
41. You think 'Palpatine' is some kind of teenager magazine.
40. A New Hope? What the hell is that?
39. You think Midi-Chlorians disinfect swimming pools.
38. You think The Force is an elite commando team.
37. You tell your son to turn off the VCR in the middle of the Sand Barge scene.
36. You call him "Dark Vader."
35. Your young offspring do NOT think ROTJ is the best SW movie ever.
34. A-wing,B-wing,X-wing,Y-wing.All right!Now where are the Z-wings,the L-wings and the C-wings?
33. You do not understand the meaning of the words "turbolasers","hyperdrive","hyperspace", "S-foils" and "lightspeed".
32. Death Star? That's like, a supernova or something?
31. quote: K'Pla!
30. You think ROTJ is a military college scholarship
29. you leave the theatre having your kid(s) explain the plot to you.
28. you have never fantasised about having a lightsabre, force ability or princessleia in that gold get-up...
27. sabre-light? wha?
26. You don't have even one SW message board bookmarked on your computer
25. The only SW you ever saw was the X-mas Special
24. You think "Jar Jar" is a copy of little ceasar's "Pizza pizza", advertizing mason canning jars
23. You wonder whatever happened to all the people saying 'Live long and prosper'.
22. You think 'Jabba the Hutt' is a new pizza parlor in town.
21. You did not see one second of anything about TPM, despite the year-long hype.
20. You think TPM is "Toilets per Minute".
19. You think the Enterprise could beat a Star Destroyer.
18. You think Luke can't possibly be Vader's son because they don't have the same last name.
17. You think "TPM" means "That Prequel Movie."
16. Chewbacca is a very subtle tobacco ad. Chew(to)bacca, (my grandmother, seriously)!
15. You don't understand what's so funny about ladyshawers.
14. SW fan: I just LOVE Star Wars!
Non-enlightened: Star what?
SW fan: Star Wars.
Non-enlightened: What Wars?
SW fan: Star Wars!
Non-enlightened: What What?
13. SW fan: I just LOVE Star Wars.
Non-enlightened: Yeah. That Captain Kirk is really cool.
12. You think "Star Wars" was an unsuccesful spin off from "Circus of the Stars"
11. You think the only good movie Carrie Fischer has made is "Drop Dead Fred"
10. You wish Yoda would give Grover his voice back
9. You think Jar Jar was designed specifically to sell toys.
8. You never made the connection between the senator of Naboo and that guy in the black robes.
7. Your response to "Which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?" is master.
6. Why does Star Wars keep stealing lines from Kevin Smith movies?
5. You think Darth Vader says, "Luke, I am your father."
4. Your favorite Star Wars movie is the one where the teddy bears have to rescue the cute blonde girl.
3. You refer to the first movie they released was called "Star Wars."
2. You saw the "Holiday Special" on TV and thought "I don't remember that cartoon in the theatres"
And the number one sign that you might NOT be into Star Wars is...
1. You think Star Wars is just a rip-off of "Space Balls".

Phew... thats a lot [img]smile.gif[/img]

[LennonCook]

<font color="lightgreen"> Hey!! I found JarJar Binks entertaining... and I love star wars!! The others i agree with though </font>

[GEEK]

JarJar was about as entertaining as a KGB interrogation.

[Akar Kessel]

Way to much time on your hands jaroth

[Akar Kessel]

Mesa hope jar jar dies

[Neb]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Akar Kessel:
Mesa hope jar jar dies<hr></blockquote>

You ain't the only one....

[Akar Kessel]

lol..hahaha