01-04-2002, 12:24 PM | #1 |
Manshoon
Join Date: August 29, 2001
Location: Santa Rosa, CA
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This one's for the guys. There is, of course, a version for the ladies, but I won't tell ya where to find it. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
"I heard a noise". really means: "I noticed you were almost asleep" "You Want" really means: "You Want" "We Need" really means: "I Want" "It's your decision" really means: "The correct decision should be obvious by now" "Do what you want" really means: "You'll pay for this later" "We need to talk" really means: "I need to complain" "Sure...go ahead" really means: "I don't want you to" "You're certainly attentive tonight" really means: "Is sex all you ever think about?" "I'm not emotional!" really means: "I'm not having a period" "This kitchen is so inconvenient" really means: "I want a new house...and curtains and carpeting, furniture... " "Are you listening to me!?" really means: "Too late, your a goner" "I'm sorry" really means: "You'll be sorry." "No" really means: "Yes" "Maybe" really means: "No" "Do you like this recipe?" really means: "It's easy to fix, so you'd better get get used to it" "I'm not yelling!" really means: "Yes I am yelling because I think this is important." "Hang the picture there" really means: "No, I mean hang it there!" "Do you love me?" really means: "I'm going to ask for something expensive" "I'll be ready in a minute" really means: "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V." "You have to learn to communicate" really means: "Just agree with me." (*any resemblance between this post and real ex-wives is purely co-incidental)
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01-04-2002, 12:27 PM | #2 |
Zartan
Join Date: October 15, 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
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Good one, Merkin! [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] see ya! |
01-04-2002, 10:17 PM | #3 |
Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Merkin, some of these are priceless! And I'm not admitting to using them.....nope not a single one.. LOL *furtive glance around* well........ some.. LOL *giggle* *bat bat of lashes over hazel eyes* But you won't tell anyone, now will you? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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