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05-11-2001, 03:02 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
Posts: 7,387
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The Ironworks Spamming Fight SongSpamming up and spamming down, Spamming all around the town, I've got nothing else to say, Nothing to do, but spam all day! Spamming left, and spamming right, Posting far into the night, Moderator says, "Don't try," but if I don't spam, I think I'll die!! Spamming near, and spamming far, Spamming for another star, My rating should be up by now, I need to spam again, but how? Spamming old, and spamming new, Spamming till my stars are blue, User X has more than me, So I must post away, you see! Spamming in, and spamming out, Spam so much the other's shout! Post all day and post some more, Post to test a signature! Spam a little, spam a lot, Spam so much the keyboard's hot! Spam while sober, post while drunk, Spam till my machine goes "klunk! Spamming south, and spamming north, Spamming back, and spamming forth, Moderators threaten a ban, but I've gotta post; I know I can! Spamming, spamming side to side, Now my graphic sig does slide! Post to brag on my new Audi, Soon I'll even overtake Cloudy! Spamming soon and spamming late, Spamming up to Heaven's gate, Spam to say goodbye to friends, and one more post to say, "The End."  |
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05-11-2001, 03:05 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Delaware OH USA
Age: 47
Posts: 3,168
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You, my friend, have WAY too much time on your hands . . .
 BK ------------------  The Black Storm Cloud of the Night Consort to a Queen Champion of Truth, Justice and Cloudy's Way Captain of the Knights of the Golden Dragons Heart, Mind, and Soul Offical Wizard and Warrior Questioner What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? |
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05-11-2001, 03:06 PM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
Posts: 996
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Love it Saz. What a great poem!!!
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05-11-2001, 03:13 PM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Monroe, LA
Age: 60
Posts: 7,387
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BK, how did you guess?
That's what happens when all but two of the students in your Advanced Word class decide to treat Friday as "Skip day" like they were back in High School!
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05-11-2001, 03:15 PM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 43
Posts: 6,541
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 Saz, love it!! Thing is though, I think I have the same problem that Turbovee (think it was him) has. I cannot get it into my head to post absolute nonsense.... I simply *need* to put in at least something reasonable...  I do spam as in posting silly little things, but not really excessively Maybe your poem will help me, I will learn it by heart and try  ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the OHF and the LH  Your voice is ambrosia |
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05-11-2001, 03:44 PM
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You So Silly!
Cloudy's gonna get you!  Moni ------------------ 
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05-11-2001, 03:55 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: England
Posts: 1,160
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SPAM RULES, SPAM RULES!!
Since you mentioned school - here another very short poem about education: (I wrote it yesterday after getting scolded, it's about a dumb ass boy who can't enjoy his Maths and English lesson - yes, I've been that person in the past too )Maths + English = Teachers What are the teachers ranting for? "Do your homework! Shut the door!" Does two and two Ms, equal four? How long will lessons last? Damn! There is no "K" in crisps, it's "C", Am I thick or is it me? Or maybe my eyes cannot see, Or "saw" Ms? Is that's the past? Why are teachers drinking tea? When we are freezing to our knees, "To Hell!!" I'd say - With a capital "T", But then I'd be out fast!! Oh god Ms, now!! I need to pee, No Ms, no!! To piss! Not damn 2p! So go on Ms - Will you let me please? Oh c'mon Ms! I asked! Oh crap! The clock says ten to 1:00, That means the lesson's just begun! I think I lost, the teachers won. So let's write down that task! (scribble, scribble.........) Lines 1 and 3 of every stanza is basically using puns to take the piss out of the teachers. Ha! (printed it for my teacher this morning )------------------  Greetings Mortals. My Name Is Wah, Arch Lich Wah. |
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05-30-2001, 07:45 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
Posts: 19,737
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HAHAHAHAHA!!! I missed this! How could I have missed this work of art?!?! |
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05-30-2001, 07:51 AM
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Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Sweden
Age: 50
Posts: 3,450
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hehehehe!! man, you guys are talented, and have alot of time on your hand eh?? Hehe
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05-30-2001, 08:50 AM
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Elminster
 Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
Posts: 490
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I don't want the spam. I want the spam, spam, sausage, and spam instead. Or perhaps a strawberry tart.
------------------ Gaelic |
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