Three Bodies (swiped from another site)

Arvon · 06-07-2006, 06:11 PM

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.

"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken."

Madman-Rogovich · 06-07-2006, 08:52 PM

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Hey Brandine! I'm gettin my picture took

SomeGuy · 06-07-2006, 09:29 PM

Oh come on, not all people from Oklahoma are like that.

Just... a lot of them. The worst part? I have an uncle named Billy-Bob.

robertthebard · 06-08-2006, 12:04 AM

Well, ok...If you say so...

Lauren · 06-08-2006, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SomeGuy:
Oh come on, not all people from Oklahoma are like that. Just... a lot of them. The worst part? I have an uncle named Billy-Bob.

Billy-Bob huh? What about on one of the survivors "Bobby-John" [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Don't worry it's not as bad as having relatives with a last name you can barely pronounce, for example - Giannakarious... yes it's Greek.

Anyways, I very much liked this joke

06-07-2006, 06:11 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

06-07-2006, 08:52 PM	#2
Madman-Rogovich Lord Soth Join Date: October 23, 2001 Location: Edinburgh Age: 38 Posts: 1,918	[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Hey Brandine! I'm gettin my picture took __________________ One room, one axe, one outcome.

06-07-2006, 09:29 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Oh come on, not all people from Oklahoma are like that. Just... a lot of them. The worst part? I have an uncle named Billy-Bob. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

06-08-2006, 12:04 AM	#4
robertthebard Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: March 17, 2001 Location: Wichita, KS USA Age: 60 Posts: 4,537	Well, ok...If you say so... __________________ To those we have lost; May your spirits fly free. Good Music: Here. Interesting read, one of my blogs.

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