10-09-2001, 11:12 PM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-storey hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends, they decide to check it out. The Manager, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors, you go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside." So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"...the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the friends move up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women." This was good but there were still two more floors. On to the fourth floor, the sign was Perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single, rich and straight." The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would rather see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the fourth. When they reached the fifth floor, there is only a little sign that read, "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." ------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
10-10-2001, 12:11 AM | #2 |
Zhentarim Guard
Join Date: August 11, 2001
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Nice ..... that is so true .... *domingo looks around and runs away before the angry hord of women catch up*
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10-10-2001, 12:55 AM | #3 |
Red Wizard of Thay
Join Date: August 17, 2001
Location: Florida
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Hey! None of that!
(reluctant to mention that she had to pull herself off of the floor where she landed with laughter ) ------------------ Captain of Bouncers, Boogre Bar LH Member "I've had it up to here, listening to a small segment of people try to put down America! America's the greatest land on Earth, and we oughta be proud of what we have! I'm proud of America, I'm proud of our people, and I'm gonna prove it. We're American and DAMN proud of it! Frankly I'm getting a little ticked off...go ta ****"... Dink (if anyone knows who originally said this, please let me know!) |
10-10-2001, 03:14 AM | #4 |
Very Mad Bird
Join Date: January 7, 2001
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Brilliant!
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10-10-2001, 06:36 AM | #5 |
Jack Burton
Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney
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hehe.. its too funny to even think about it thanks for that joke man LOL
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10-10-2001, 09:04 PM | #6 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
Join Date: March 27, 2001
Location: Northport,Alabama, USA
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Bunping to test the Cloud Queen's theory
------------------ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800 High powered rifle with scope $1000 Hotel room with roof access $100 A clean Head shot on that sack of Horse Manure Usuma Bin Laden PRICELESS! |
10-10-2001, 11:33 PM | #7 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: March 1, 2001
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Laughs silently while GF is sleeping on couch next to BK, he shakes his head and moves on...
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