Red Neck Wedding

[Grojlach]

Nice! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[T/-/alali]

You might be a redneck if you see a sign and it reminds you to pull up your pants.

You might be a redneck if your richest relitive buys a home and you have to help him take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if someone comes to your front door every day thinking you are having a garage sale.

[Timber Loftis]

Originally posted by T/-/alali: You might be a redneck if you see a sign and it reminds you to pull up your pants. You might be a redneck if your richest relitive buys a home and you have to help him take the wheels off of it. You might be a redneck if someone comes to your front door every day thinking you are having a garage sale.

My Marlboro redneck joke was, AFAIK, an original. But, since we're going to quote some Foxworthy stuff, one of my faves:

If your front porch falls and kills or maims more than three hound dogs, you might be a redneck.

[TheGrandSlayer]

Just so Y'ALL know I'm quite offended by this... [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img]

[Nanobyte]

Try being a "northerner" and living in the south. You wouldn't make it far before you had wits turned about you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[TheGrandSlayer]

Originally posted by Nanobyte: Try being a "northerner" and living in the south. You wouldn't make it far before you had wits turned about you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I am a Northerner in the South!!!And many of the "Rednecks" I know are actually VERY intelligent *hears a gasp from the crowd* yeah, it’s true;” Rednecks" are intelligent!So now...
10 things that scream "Welcome to the north!!!"
1. Everyone has that STUPID accent!
2. The only thing they serve at weddings are braughtworst, cheese, and beer (courtesy of Wisconsin...GO PACK GO!)
3. People are husky, if not husky their anorexic.
4. Everyone in light clothing looks like a smurf.
5. Wedding songs are performed by strange men wearing lederhosen
6. Reletives that live there or have lived there have THAT STUPID ACCENT!
7. it’s the only place where your eyeballs will freeze over.
8. People say "Ibahvorken!" instead of "Y'all"
9. Its CCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
10. Some people just don't...Shut...Up....
I fell much better...
The Defender of the Rednecks has spoken

I was reminded of the movie 'Sweet Home Alabama' when I read this thread

[Night Stalker]

Originally posted by The Ornery One: quote: Originally posted by RevRuby: this is the wedding where they have beer debates right? and peeing contests? are the cows invited?

Actually they had cigarette debates, wrote their names in the snow, and the cows weren't invited but my sisters-in-law showed up anyway.
But I'm feeling mu-u-uch better now; sticking to smart city fellers.[/QUOTE]One of my best friends in Danville, IL had a wedding just like this! They weren't quite used us "trouble makers" from Jersey! And there was no snow for writing in (May) but one of the ushers almost got his leggs shaved .... not pretty!