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05-10-2003, 03:33 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Two Bagels to Go
It was a terrible night, blowing cold and snow in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out, and was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so he still looked wet, freezing, and bedraggled. As he unwound his scarf he said to the baker, "May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?" The baker said in astonishment, "Two bagels? Nothing more?" "That's right," answered the little man. "One for me and one for Sherry." "Sherry is your wife?" asked the baker. "What do you think," snapped the little man, "my mother would send me out on a night like this?" 
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05-10-2003, 04:23 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: May 26, 2002
Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview
Age: 36
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I don't get it... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-10-2003, 04:55 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
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what a poor man. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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