08-22-2007, 10:53 AM | #1 | |
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She set fire to WHAT???
From Yahoo Weird News... and while it's not completely inappropriate, it's not really cube-safe either. You're warned...
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08-22-2007, 11:18 AM | #2 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
Why did he let her torch his manhood?
"Hey honey, why are you soaking my private parts with gasolene? Hey whats the match for?"
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08-22-2007, 11:23 AM | #3 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
I wonder how exactly she set errr, it, on fire? I'm guessing he was asleep, and his open vodka bottle became useful. Yikes! Poor guy.
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08-22-2007, 12:00 PM | #4 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
I guess doctor's asking "do you feel a burning sensation when you urinate" would be kind of a silly question, should he ever have issues with his prostate at an older age.
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08-22-2007, 02:00 PM | #5 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
That'd be a *burnt* sensation there, Johnny...
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08-22-2007, 04:12 PM | #6 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
And to think, had he gone and shacked up with a hot young woman, none of this would ever have happened.
Anyone who thinks that living with their ex is going to work out, will get burnt (one way or another)
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08-22-2007, 04:26 PM | #7 | |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
That's the weirdest thing I ever heard.
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08-22-2007, 04:34 PM | #8 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
I wonder how she manage to set him on fire.
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08-22-2007, 04:58 PM | #9 |
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Re: She set fire to WHAT???
She probably drank a few bottles of vodka first, and then lit one of her farts in the guy's general direction.
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