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05-03-2005, 10:10 AM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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An elderly man limped into his doctor's office. "Doc, my left knee hurts so bad I can hardly walk!" The doctor eyed him, paused, and said, "Mr. Johnson, how old are you?" "I'm 98!" he announced proudly. The doctor sighed and said, "Sir, you're almost a hundred years old and you're complaining that your knee hurts? What do you expect?" The Johnson replied, "Well, my right knee is 98 too, and it doesn't hurt!"
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05-03-2005, 10:11 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
 Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
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I don't really see the whole picture there.
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05-03-2005, 10:19 AM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: October 29, 2001
Location: Western Wilds of Michigan
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The doctor is trying to claim that his knee should hurt because he's so old. He's responding that if that's the case, his other knee should be hurting, and it isn't.
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05-03-2005, 10:21 AM
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Symbol of Moradin
Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 36
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Yeah I got that but I thougt there is something else besides that. Thanks anyway Bungleau!
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05-03-2005, 10:44 AM
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40th Level Warrior
Join Date: March 24, 2002
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Ya well, he got a point there. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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05-03-2005, 04:23 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: March 3, 2001
Location: London, England
Age: 30
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I'd *sigh* but it's not really worth it..as per usual. Congrats on keeping the standard flyi....COUGH!....well just keeping your usual standard. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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05-03-2005, 07:55 PM
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John Locke
 Join Date: February 7, 2002
Location: Edmonton, Canada
Age: 35
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At least he's consistent. The guy does have a point though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-03-2005, 08:33 PM
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Xanathar Thieves Guild
 Join Date: March 17, 2001
Location: Wichita, KS USA
Age: 60
Posts: 4,537
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And it does live up to the title of the thread.
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