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Old 06-18-2001, 09:12 AM   #41
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His ideal date: You go pick her up in your buddies car (so you won't have to wash yours) and you deal with her roommate, and you are surprised at how hot she is. You hope to get some before the night is over. You take her to the restaurant where you buddy is the waiter and you know he'll give you a deal. He sits you so you can perfectly see the Game on over the Hottie's head. You smile as you listen to her and watch the game at the same time. You get a big-ass steak, thinking you might need the energy for later. You are hoping to get some. You take her to a private beach where you know this secluded spot you've used for months. You get some...



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Old 06-18-2001, 09:12 AM   #42
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A.D.I.D.A.S. is guess, guys???

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Old 06-18-2001, 09:37 AM   #43
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Azure Wolf - what gets called biscuits in the US are the buns we kiwis put hamburgers in (or bacon in to make a good old Northern England bacon butty) as well as scones.

Besides, you gotta admit - it does make for a bloody good joke!

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Old 06-18-2001, 10:46 AM   #44
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Is some relation here to the original topic of dating and buns? He he............well I guess there is. Sorry.

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Old 06-18-2001, 11:00 AM   #45
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Reeka, if you read the dirty doggie original date you will see he brought burgers. We kiwis refer to the bread thing that the burgers are put in as buns. Ergo - there IS a connection
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Old 06-18-2001, 11:06 AM   #46
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Originally posted by kiwidoc:
Reeka, if you read the dirty doggie original date you will see he brought burgers. We kiwis refer to the bread thing that the burgers are put in as buns. Ergo - there IS a connection
Heh. You said "buns".

BTW, just to remind y'all. I did say that I would super-size our extra value meals without even asking her.

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Old 06-18-2001, 11:16 AM   #47
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I had other buns in mind, Kiwidoc.

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Old 06-18-2001, 11:23 AM   #48
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Then you'd gett bigger buns Rudy
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Old 06-18-2001, 11:29 AM   #49
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Hot cross buns!
Hot cross buns!
One a penny, two a penny!
Hot cross buns!

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Old 06-18-2001, 01:10 PM   #50
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Sounds like you had a great time... the only thing I think you were missing is some music to really encourage the romance...like Marilyn Manson, Black Sabbath you know the really romantic type. The tears would just start pouring down.

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