Search for world's funniest joke finds a winner

[Angelousss]

Search for world's funniest joke finds a winner
Thu Oct 3,11:57 AM ET
By JILL LAWLESS, Associated Press Writer

Drum roll, please - an online search for the world's funniest joke has produced a winner.

In a year-long experiment called LaughLab, a British psychology professor asked thousands of people around the world to rate the humor value of a list of jokes; they could also add their own favorites.

In December, Richard Wiseman and his associates announced the front-runner, a hoary old gag involving fictional detective Sherlock Holmes and his sidekick, Dr. Watson. But in the final tally of some 2 million votes for 40,000 jokes, announced Thursday, a new joke emerged as a round-the-world rib-tickler:

"A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

"The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: 'My friend is dead! What can I do?'

"The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: 'Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.'

"There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: 'OK, now what?'"

"Many of the jokes submitted received higher ratings from certain groups of people, but this one had real universal appeal," said Wiseman, who has published a book based on the experiment.

Wiseman, who teaches at the University of Hertfordshire in southern England, said the research revealed that different countries preferred different types of jokes. Respondents were asked to rate jokes on a five-point scale from "not very funny" to "very funny."

Germans were the most likely to find all types of jokes funny, while Canadians were the least amused of the 10 top responding nations.

The British, Irish, Australians and New Zealanders favored jokes involving wordplay, while continental Europeans liked jokes with a surreal bent. Americans and Canadians preferred jokes invoking a strong sense of superiority — either because a character looks stupid or is made to look stupid by someone else.

Among the jokes favored by Americans:

"Texan: 'Where are you from?'

"Harvard graduate: 'I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.'

"Texan: 'OK, where are you from, jackass?'"

Wiseman said jokes work "for lots of different reasons. They sometimes make us feel superior to others, reduce the emotional impact of anxiety-provoking situations or surprise us because of some kind of incongruity."

The winning joke about the hunters, he said, "contained all three elements."

Computer analysis also threw up a number of arcane humor "facts." Not all animal jokes, for example, are created equal — jokes mentioning ducks were rated as funnier than other jokes.

And length matters. Jokes containing 103 words were thought to be especially funny. The winning joke is 102 words long.

The runner-up is considerably longer:

"Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

'"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.

'"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,' replies Watson.

'"And what do you deduce from that?'

Watson ponders for a minute.

'"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?'

"Holmes is silent for a moment. 'Watson, you idiot!" he says. 'Someone has stolen our tent!'"

[Angelousss]

I didn't think the world's funniest joke was very funny.

Still the world's funniest joke (as every monty python fan can tell you) is

1st person:
My dog has no nose.

2nd Person:
How does it smell?

1st person:
Awful

[Dagorion]

I think the runner up is funnier.

[Yorick]

I loved the Sherlock joke. I'm sooo relate to Watson in that scenario. LOL!

Great article. Interesting cultural analysis of the types of humor found funny.

As an Aussie, I love British humor, but often find the put-down humor of, say the academies, really offputting.

Though that said I loved "The Dream" with HG and Roy covering the Olympics so who knows...

Great post mate. Thanks. Funny AND thought provoking!

[Jorath Calar]

Originally posted by Angelousss: Wiseman, who teaches at the University of Hertfordshire in southern England...

This is a teacher I'd like to have... I mean there s no doubt he knows what he's saying... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[edin gal]

I liked the Sherlock joke best.

[Sir Goulum]

I have a funny joke, but it is kinda ronchy...if anyone thinks I should delete it, I will.

A managar at a Tickle-me-elmo factory just hired a new employee and set her to work. When he came back an hour later, he noticed she was sewing buttons onto the Elmo's. Suddenly, the manager exclaimed 'NO! I told you to give them 2 Test Tickles!'

[Arvon]

I should think it would be impossible to find the so called funniest joke. It would totally depend on the 'listener' as to what tickles his/her funny bone. When some find a joke funny other may find it offensive. But, there were a few smiles here.

[LennonCook]

I still prefer
Why are elephants wrinkly ?? Have you ever tried to Iron one ??
or Why did the chicken cross the road ?? To see his flat mate.

[Kaltia]

My favourite is a sort of put down...
irland's worst air crash occured yesterday when a small two-pilot plane crashed into a major graveyard.
Police have uncovered 2 survivors and 876 bodies and expect digging to go on all week.