What's Your Battlecry?

Gangrell · 08-08-2005, 05:56 PM

(Found something interesting on another forum)

Find out.

"I'm going to bruise you into the stuff of nightmares!!"

Meh, good enough [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Q'alooaith · 08-08-2005, 06:00 PM

For Q
Rampaging over the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Q`alooaith! And she gives a booming grunt:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!!"

and for J
Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily:
"I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ******* maniac!!"

Just quoteing.

[ 08-08-2005, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Q'alooaith ]

SomeGuy · 08-08-2005, 06:09 PM

Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!"

Ladyzekke · 08-08-2005, 06:14 PM

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!!"

Oh yeeeah!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

*cough*

Bozos of Bones · 08-08-2005, 07:31 PM

Running across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Bozos! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!"

Cool! I'll use it someday!

P.S. Some profanity may come in your battlecry. Just FYI.

[ 08-08-2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ]

javan · 08-08-2005, 07:51 PM

Stalking amidst the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Javan! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!"

Felix The Assassin · 08-08-2005, 08:16 PM

Stalking out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Felix The Assassin! And he gives a booming roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!"

OMG. This is so.. realistic..Shudders! Looks for implant device. How? How could this be? Amazing. Double checks for implant devices.

Duagloth Duskryn · 08-08-2005, 08:19 PM

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is Duagloth Duskryn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap!"

Marty4 · 08-08-2005, 09:36 PM

Prowling along the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Marty4! And he gives a spectacular howl:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

I like the vorpal blade

Jorath Calar · 08-08-2005, 09:49 PM

Prowling on the plains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Jorath Calar! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!"

I like it...

08-08-2005, 06:00 PM	#2
Q'alooaith Emerald Dragon Join Date: December 10, 2003 Location: UK Age: 40 Posts: 961	For Q Rampaging over the cliffs, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Q`alooaith! And she gives a booming grunt: "Blood and souls for my dark lord! I tear into the enemy like a sentient bulldozer!!" and for J Yea, verily: Who is that, running over the candy store! It is Jennifer, hands clutching two hardened pitas! She cries mightily: "I'm going to smash you until you turn inside-out, and grin like a ******* maniac!!" Just quoteing. [ 08-08-2005, 07:52 PM: Message edited by: Q'alooaith ] __________________ -Jenn

08-08-2005, 06:09 PM	#3
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Running over the cliffs, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Andrew! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl: "I'm going to smash you in such an inhumane manner, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!" __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

08-08-2005, 06:14 PM	#4
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!!" Oh yeeeah!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] cough __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-08-2005, 07:31 PM	#5
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	Running across the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Bozos! And he gives a mighty grunt: "I'm going to contort you so thoroughly, the Earth will spin twice as fast!" Cool! I'll use it someday! P.S. Some profanity may come in your battlecry. Just FYI. [ 08-08-2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: Bozos of Bones ] __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

08-08-2005, 07:51 PM	#6
javan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 5, 2003 Location: Canada Age: 65 Posts: 396	Stalking amidst the fields, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Javan! And he gives a gutteral roar: "I'm going to bruise you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!" __________________ When the going gets tough, the bard goes drinking- Bard's Tale

08-08-2005, 05:56 PM	#1
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	(Found something interesting on another forum) Find out. "I'm going to bruise you into the stuff of nightmares!!" Meh, good enough [img]tongue.gif[/img]

08-08-2005, 08:16 PM	#7
Felix The Assassin The Dreadnoks Join Date: September 27, 2001 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 61 Posts: 3,608	Stalking out of the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Felix The Assassin! And he gives a booming roar: "Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I tear into the enemy like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!" OMG. This is so.. realistic..Shudders! Looks for implant device. How? How could this be? Amazing. Double checks for implant devices. __________________ The Lizzie Palmer Tribute Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty. John F. Kennedy 35th President of The United States The Last Shot Honor The Fallen Jesus died for our sins, and American Soldiers died for our freedom. If you don't stand behind our Soldiers, please feel free to stand in front of them.

08-08-2005, 08:19 PM	#8
Duagloth Duskryn Dungeon Master Join Date: July 19, 2005 Location: Switzerland Age: 35 Posts: 65	Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the fields! It is Duagloth Duskryn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh: "I'm seriously going to spank you until your mortal mind doth snap!" __________________ [img]\"http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/108/mostawesomeanimatedgifever2nd9.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

08-08-2005, 09:36 PM	#9
Marty4 Symbol of Cyric Join Date: August 31, 2004 Location: VA Age: 33 Posts: 1,127	Prowling along the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Marty4! And he gives a spectacular howl: "Ares, God of War, be praised! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!" I like the vorpal blade

08-08-2005, 09:49 PM	#10
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Prowling on the plains, brandishing a burning branch, cometh Jorath Calar! And he gives an ominous cry: "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!" I like it...

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